You Have a Million Half-Hours Left to Live—Unless You Had a Burger Today

Health and medicine explained.
Sept. 8 2014 3:30 PM

Measuring MicroLives

How to calculate the exact impact of daily choices on every precious minute of your life.

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You Have a Million Half-Hours Left to Live—Unless You Had a Burger Today

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The figure shows a selection of MicroLife hazards.

Excerpted from The Norm Chronicles: Stories and Numbers About Danger and Death by Michael Blastland and David Spiegelhalter. Out now from Basic Books.

The hazards of life can be instant, like violence or accidents, the kind that hit us over the head with a swift goodnight. But lifestyle is a more sinister threat, another type of mortal hazard with slower effects that go stealthily into the blood one cancerous bacon sandwich or poisonous drink at a time, potential killers by degrees that might catch up with us later in life, as something surely will.

The first mortal hazard—the quick one—is known as acute risk; the second is chronic. Murder with a chainsaw is an acute risk, obesity a chronic one that takes time to do its worst. Of course, the same hazard might be both: too much booze can do you in quickly when you fall under a bus, or slowly stew your liver. But in general it helps to separate them.

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To quantify the daily impact of chronic risks, such as obesity, we use a little device we have called the MicroLife, or ML. Here’s how it works.

Imagine the duration of your adult life divided into 1 million equal parts. A MicroLife is one of these parts and lasts 30 minutes. It is based on the idea that as young adults we typically have about 1 million half-hours left to live, on average.

Sounds unimpressive. But we like the MicroLife. It is a revelatory little thing. It brings life down to a micro-level that’s easy to think about and compare: half-hour chunks, of which we have 48 a day. Think of it as your stock of life to use up any way you choose, 1 million micro-bits of a whole adult life, each worth half an hour, yours to spend. Watching the World Series? Bang, 6 MicroLives gone, just like that, never to have again.

So the simple passing of time uses up MicroLives. Every day we get up, move around, stuff tasty things into our bodies, discharge smelly things out of our bodies, and go to bed—perhaps with the thought, if we’re gloomy, that there go another 48 MicroLives from our allotted span.

But extra MicroLives can also be used up by taking chronic risks. So although time passes to its own beat, our bodies can age faster or slower according to how we treat them. If we jump around more, and stuff less or better, how much can we slow the steady tick-tock toward disease, decrepitude, and death? And if we indulge and allow ourselves to be couch potatoes, how fast might our own clocks run?

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In other words, MicroLives can measure how fast you are using up your stock of life, faster or slower depending on the chronic risks to which you’re exposed. If your lifestyle is chronically unhealthy, you’ll probably burn up your allotted MicroLives that much quicker, and die sooner, on average.

For example, lung cancer or heart disease often follows a lifetime of smoking, and subsequently reduces life expectancy—again not for everyone, but overall. Some people seem indestructible, smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish, and never look the worse for it. But, on average, even if chronic risks don’t kill you straight away, they tend to kill you sooner than if you had avoided them. Again, if we count the bodies, we can estimate how many years are lost overall, whether to obesity, smoking, or sausages, and we can convert this loss of life into the number of MicroLives burned up by unhealthy living. Thus, exposure to a chronic risk equal to 1 ML shortens life, on average, by just one of the million half-hours that people have left as they enter adulthood.

It turns out that one cigarette reduces life-expectancy by about 15 minutes, on average, and so two cigarettes cost half an hour, or 1 ML. Four cigarettes are equal to 2 MLs.

The first two pints of strongish beer also equal about 1 ML. Each extra inch on your waistline costs you around 1 ML every day, 7 a week, about 30 a month, and so on. According to recent research, so does watching two hours of TV. An extra burger a day is also about 1 ML. We’ll reveal the calculations behind these risks in a moment.

We could simply add up all these MicroLives, half-hour by half-hour, to see roughly how much time, on average, you lose in total from whatever your lifespan might have been. But the end of life is often far away, like the end of the story, and a lost half-hour deferred until you are in your dotage hardly seems to count. As a doctor said in a British newspaper: “I would rather have the occasional bacon sarnie than be 110 and dribbling into my All-Bran.” But by thinking of exposure to chronic risks like an acceleration of the speed at which you use up your daily allotment of MicroLives, we can do something more vivid and immediate. We can show how much your body ages each day according to the chronic or lifestyle risks that you take.

Ordinarily, remember, we use up 48 MLs a day. But remember, too, that smoking 4 cigarettes burns an extra 2 MLs. So if you smoke 4 cigarettes in a day, you’ve used not 48 but 50 MLs that day. In other words, after a 24-hour, four-fag (to use the British slang) day, we could say that you are 25 hours older.

And that’s not a bad representation of what can happen biologically. Bodies do often age faster when we do bad stuff to them. Twenty cigarettes daily means you burn an extra 10 MLs a day, on average, or become 29 hours older with every 24 that pass, or move toward death five hours faster, every day.