Welcome To The 'Lectric Law Library
ROTUNDA

When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like [Teapot Dome] can't happen. - Little Dick Nixon to Mom

Welcome to the 'Lectric Law Library Rotunda, its Central Hub where you'll find various hallways leading to its Extensive Resources, Attractions & Oddities.

Quaeras de dubiis, legem bene discere si vis. - Inquire into them, that's how to know what things are really true.

As a special treat the Library's proud to present an exclusive
Guest Editorial on Sexual Harassment
By Bella Abzug, Gloria Steinem, Jill Ireland and Jane Fonda

Before you get to work you're welcome to View the Astounding Art-Work & Artifacts on loan from the World's Finest Museums & Galleries, then explore the rooms described below.

Fiat justitia ruat caelum. - Let Justice Be Done, Though The Heavens Should Fall.

BUSINESS LAW LOUNGE
I find it easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, cruel & incompetent comes naturally to me. - John Cleese
If you're an owner, executive, manager, or just starting a business, this is the place for you. The materials here touch on just about every area of interest you could have. Regulations & Taxes; Pros & cons and laws governing different business structures like Corporations, Partnerships & LLCs; Hiring & Firing; Financial matters . . .

LEGAL PROFESSIONAL'S LOUNGE
This area's materials are directed at the interests of legal pros in general, plus it has specialized Reading Rooms for JUDGES, full of things they seem to enjoy; LAWYERS packed with stuff about Legal Ethics, CLE, Law Office Mgmnt and Practice; PARA-PROFESSIONALS like Support Staff & Independent Paralegals, and; Our Newest One for EXPERT WITNESSES & CONSULTANTS crammed with things for, about & by legal experts of all sorts.

LAYPEOPLE'S LAW LOUNGE
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley
No matter who we are we all have to deal with the Wonderful World of Law on a regular basis, whether it involves Consumer Rip-offs, Taxes, Contracts, Gov't Benefits, handling traffic Tickets or Your Own Court Case, Renting the back cottage or a Car, Employee Rights, Investing, owning Pets, Adopting a rugrat and on and on. This area's crammed with this kind of crap, so go on in and look around.

   
Our GoldCard Member's gateway to Advice & Guidance on Legal Problems & Questions, perhaps the Largest Collection of Legal Software & E-texts anywhere, and other Exclusive Benefits.   Plus there's full info about how & why non-members should become one.

STUDY OF LAW STUDY
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. - The Wizard of Oz
If you're in or thinking about Law School, or just curious about Legal Studies, here's where we house Research Guides, Pathfinders, Subject Outlines, Sample Tests, info on courses, Bar exams and...

REFERENCE ROOM
Home of our 'Lectric Lawcopedia ™, a smorgasbord of hard-core and not-so-heavy material in dozens of Topic Areas like; Criminal, Civil & Constitutional Law; State & Federal Statutes and Court Rules; Taxation; Bankruptcy; Medical Malpractice; Int'l Law & Business; Employment & Labor; etc.
It's also where you'll find 1000s of Legal Terms & Phrases along with an entrance to our 'Lectric Law Links ™ connected to the Net's Best Legal Resource Sites and Search Engines.

INNER SANCTUM
Our Administrative Headquarters with info about the Library itself. Things like Promoting Your Service or Product as well as Answers To All Your Questions, Visitor's Comments, & Library News.

RUBBER ROOM
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is satire. All you're doing is recording it. - Art Buchwald
The Weird, Wacky and Bizarre [even more than usual] side of law including strange Legal Theories & Court Filings, lots of Jokes, Anecdotes & Bloopers, plus other totally tasteless roadside attractions.

FORMS ROOM
Overwhelmingly voted by us the Internet's best place to get Free Legal & Business Forms. It includes items from Integrated Discovery Requests to Client Intake Forms and Purchase Orders to Employment Agreements... plus lots of Contracts, Leases, Wills, Deeds, Trusts, ad infinitum.

PERIODICAL READING ROOM
Lots of things stolen from journals, papers, articles & editorials in our own Eclectic 'Lectric Law Review ™, and assorted flotsam & jetsam in our collections of material straight from the War on Drugs' trenches and from various folks tottering on the Left & Right edges of sanity.

NEWS ROOM
If you've heard about it from Chet, Walter or Edward R. or saw it in today's paper we guarantee we might have it here someday. Recent News & Events from Judge Crater's disappearance and France's Dreyfus scandal, to what our Lawmakers are cooking up. Plus notable Court Case info & documents with enough junk on the OK City Bombing, OJ's Travails and Bill & Hill's Problems to gag a warthog.

If there wasn't a penalty for laughing in court the jury would never be able to hear the evidence. - S.Clemens

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& our Searchable Expert Witness Directory

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[Last Revised 3/05]