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Need help assembling a list of sandwiches *containing* bread; chicken caesar and turkey w/stuffing already accounted for.
THANKING YOU. about 4 hours ago from web |
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Even a light grasp of stochastic processes will tell you that a new version of Cum On Feel The Noize is overdue. 10:32 PM Jan 9th from web |
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Wherever better than Top Chef to be reminded what a complete testicle Toby Young is. 12:13 PM Jan 8th from web |
All I’m saying is they’re too important to be called ‘titties’. 7:42 AM Jan 8th from web |
Fresh boar tracks in the morning snow snapped the dogs into long-distance tracking mode. Hoping to hear from them by May. 1:07 AM Jan 8th from twitterrific |
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My girlfriend, just now: ‘By the way he dances, you can tell he killed somebody on the way here’. 11:18 AM Jan 6th from web |
When I die I want to be slathered in Bull-Dog Tonkatsu Sauce and sliced up like the shark that twatty artist guy did. CLEAR? 11:41 AM Jan 2nd from twitterrific |
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It’s like sandwich day at 30 Rock but the teamsters brought books and the dipping sauce is MADE OF BOOZE. 7:41 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from web |
Much love and bounty to all. Kiss your sweethearts and knock off the grumbling for a bit - you've got it pretty good. 6:42 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Tweetie |
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