If you time it right, an iPhone turned up loud and playing the Star Wars soundtrack is an _awesome_ way to enter a meeting. about 12 hours ago from TwitterFox |
If there's any consolation, it's that Anakin is going to slaughter Ahsoka along with the rest of the padawns at some point. Right? RIGHT? about 24 hours ago from TwitterFox |
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Mike brought home some Thanksgiving school decorations he made today: "I am thankful for my parents. And TV." 7:46 PM Dec 10th from TwitterFox |
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E-mail needs a flag that says, "This message is pure ass-covering, you can ignore it." That's about 80% of my inbox right there. 7:24 PM Dec 10th from TwitterFox |
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1WP Awards: Have to take the boys to a birthday party for a vegan kid today. Couscous is not an acceptable substitute for burgers, dude. 12:00 PM Dec 6th from TwitterFox |
First World Problem (1WP) Awards Nominee: My next-day-turnaround iPhone repair didn't fix the proximity sensor! 11:54 AM Dec 6th from TwitterFox |
I need to learn to talk to groups. Through the judicious use of nervous backpedaling, I manage to undermine my own opinions as I speak them. 10:26 PM Dec 5th from TwitterFox |
That empty textarea, the just-started word processor, a blank piece of paper -- holy shit! They're not obligations, they're _permission_! 8:10 PM Dec 5th from TwitterFon |
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Tom pointed out that Leia should have been called Queen as soon as Alderaan was destroyed. I can't decide if I'm proud or terrified. 11:55 AM Dec 5th from TwitterFox |
Actual Steps to Taken Towards Personal Reinvention: Park in space one over from usual spot. Feel vaguely discomfited about it. 11:46 AM Dec 5th from TwitterFox |
Actual Steps to Taken Towards Personal Reinvention: Tape stingingly appropriate mockery to wall in front of desk. 11:44 AM Dec 5th from TwitterFox |
I got my iPhone back from being repaired, and celebrated by losing my earbuds. I'm going to pay for this damned thing twice, aren't I? 8:50 AM Dec 5th from TwitterFox |
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. The dollar menu is _so_ not worth it." 9:27 PM Dec 4th from web |
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I have never understood what, exactly, is intended by the phrase "balls to the wall." 10:34 PM Dec 3rd from web |