Me: "An apron is what you wear when you cook." Leta: "Then why do you have one?" 4:57 PM Jan 7th from web |
Jon must narrate Macworld out loud. This habit of his is right up there with owning footwear made for gnomes. 9:40 AM Jan 6th from web |
No, I will not share my cookie with you, Leta. I shared my womb. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH. 6:32 PM Jan 5th from web |
If Twitter replies are any indication, an alarming number of people really do think they're going to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Bratt. 9:12 PM Jan 2nd from twitterrific |
Turns out it's a bit of a disappointment if you thought you were going to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Bratt. 4:15 PM Jan 1st from twitterrific |
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Jon and Leta are watching America's Funniest Videos, and their laughter is almost deafening. What can I say? We like fart jokes. 6:19 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web |
SLC: I'm doing an interview tonight on KRCL 90.9 FM between 6-7PM, will be streaming live at krcl.org. Promise to mention nuts on air. 11:17 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from web |
The server at Chili's brought me four mugs of Diet Coke, and I was so happy about this that for a second I finally understood Sarah Palin. 7:50 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web |
Leta: "Mom, I think the baby is a girl."
Me: "What if it's a boy?"
Leta: "Um... I'll scream." 11:00 AM Dec 8th, 2008 from web |
Leta, I don't think I need to give you a reason why I refuse to smell your feet. 3:19 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web |
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Every morning for the past three days Leta has eaten four pancakes for breakfast. Then she announces that the baby in her tummy is a girl. 8:10 AM Dec 3rd, 2008 from twitterrific |
I ate twelve meals today, and only one of them included potato chips. However, all of them included ketchup. 8:09 PM Dec 1st, 2008 from web |
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