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Phew! Macbook back from wherever they send these things. Interwebz here I come! 4:45 PM Dec 9th from web |
Somewhere a man named Barack Obama sits on a toilet and thinks the same thing I do: I need to trim my toe nails. 11:11 AM Nov 15th from web |
Why do they say, "I'm Prairie Doggin' it", when "I'm doin' a turdle!" would make more sense. And be punny. 9:37 AM Nov 13th from web |
You may all return to your previously scheduled poop jokes, sex references, and general vulgarity. 9:40 PM Nov 4th from web |
"But Daddy, Obama's kids are getting a puppy, why can't I?" Because Daddy voted for McCain. 9:05 PM Nov 4th from web |
I can't remember the last time I was this proud to be an American. I am so proud of all of us. 8:03 PM Nov 4th from web |
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For some reason my farts smell like dog food. I don't think I ate any 10:12 PM Oct 20th from web |
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Halloween is good because I can pretend I'm buying candy to give away. 10:15 AM Oct 18th from web |
When it comes to sex my only rule is no ifs, ands, or butts. Literally. 1:04 PM Oct 14th from web |
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People peeeeeeople, get it straight. The saxophone is the devil's tool. Duh. That's why it's the only instrument capable of the brown note. 8:21 AM Oct 14th from web |
So basically jazz is amazing. But only old jazz! None of this midi bullshit. Fuck you smooth jazz. 3:44 PM Oct 13th from web |
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