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@jessticles Wordtwist is a pretty awesome timekiller. They have a facebook app too, but it's a dickens to find: http://bit.ly/8Q0U |
@jessticles That guy went to Overton, so chances are good. |
@JaneSaid Deborah Gentry |
If anyone wants to know who the biggest cunt in the MTSU English department is, I can totally tell you. |
@MajorWood Rutherford Co. schools are closed as well. I guess they have the snow days built in & want to use them? |
Watching It's Always Sunny @ work. Thank you Hulu. |
@jessticles Re: Baby hippo - http://www.scifiscience.co.... |
Uncle Hitler: http://bit.ly/uGx5 |
Proof that hippos are the most loathe-worthy animal: even their babies are hideous. http://bit.ly/JNz1 |
This beef broth in my coffee mug looks exactly like coffee... which gives me a good idea for a practical joke. |
RENTING ridiculously overpriced handbags? That is the most irresponsible shit I've ever heard. C'mon people. Get a grip. http://bit.ly/3LBG |
Clear-fluids-only hour #4 is not going so well. WANT SNACKS!!!!! RAAAWWWWWR!! |
@jessticles I never took you for the fancy baubles type! Next thing we know you'll be asking us to buy you a pool boy named 'Enuncio'. |
Caught White Castle in the middle of shift change & the drive thru screen told me my total would be $143.80 thankyouverymuch. |
Eyelid-gluing tutorial:http://bit.ly/eyeglue Be glad if you have an American woman. |
The #1 sex-related injury is penis fracture, in case you were wondering. |
Watching some show called "Manswers." What the hell is wrong with me? |
@stackiii We tape our sticks like Maurice Richard. |
