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I suspect The Wrestler will reignite my long dormant Mickey Rourke crush, despite his face now resembling a cut of beef. |
Were it not for the military's "don't ask, dont' tell" policy, we might be tapping our toes to the hit, "The Bugle Beaded Boy of Company C." |
Slumdog Millionaire: A movie people who only see one film a year will love. Up to brothel scene, I was riveted. Then it slid into schmaltz. |
I can't believe my 2-year-old nephew remembered and requested my elephant impression. I haven't dusted off that old act since summer stock. |
Seems not all mushrooms are edible. #6wordepitaph |
Guys, can we all agree not to bail out the gangsta rap industry? Even if they promise to cut back to pouring out Korbel and rolling in KIAs. |
Hey, silver-haired lady with the vanity plates reading CUBISM, your erratic lane changes would be right at home in a Picasso. |
@seanhussey If I'm producing, I'll make sure you do both! |
My mom just emailed to warn me about a Facebook virus. This marks some kind of saturation point heretofore undocumented. |
If you watch 30 Rock at the gym with the close-captioning on, the intro song is described as "exciting jazz music." Sounds so Fey, aye? |
Just saw @lonelysandwich, @seanhussey and @SeoulBrother's avatars in a row on Favrd and suddenly wished they'd costar in a cop buddy comedy |
My mother's Christmas slippers are delayed due to inclement weather at the Memphis hub. Suddenly all the world's a Preston Sturges' film. |
On tough days, it helps to intone Sharon Stone's musical number in Irreconcilable Differences: "This Civil War ain't gonna get me down!" |
Based on the shoddy workmanship and cheap-ass materials I've encountered of late, the alarm clock industry is in need of a wake-up call. |
Consumer Tweet: Kudos to redenvelope.com for replacing a gift that arrived damaged and telling me no need to mail back the banged-up piece. |
One of the most adorabe things the human ear can hear is twenty-somethings gushing about Radiohead. |
Hey, guys. Did you watch the Victoria's Secret stimulus package last night? Evidently, Heidi Klum is all over that Dorian Gray iPhone app. |
What my dad says every night to his dogs at bedtime: "Good night and good luck. That's a movie." |
Unrelated: Too Short and Bobby Short. |
Sad to report Wham's "Last Christmas" video has not stood the test of time. |
