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made some delicious quiche. |
hopes sour grapes don't keep the white house red. |
is like: dear Monday, whaddaya gotta be so long for? |
is tipsy at the sommelier's conference deal. |
Is annoyed and exhausted. |
No likey this effed up weather. |
wishes bob costas would shut the hell up. |
hopes you know that ryan seacrest is an utter douchebag. |
thinks Lester Holt is good lookin'. |
is like NO MORE VONAGE COMMERCIALS. |
thinks Nancy Grace is a horrible kook. |
Is on a panty raid with wally and leslie. |
is on his way to Kathy Griffin. |
Is twittering from hyde park cafe. |
Just had an awesome time at austinist mtg |
hates shopping. I feel like an imposter gay. |
Just shot Leslie in the boob with a firecracker. |
Wants to gave those real housewives of whatever to Al Qaeda. What a bunch of assholes. |
Watching tyler perry movies driking wine bout to go to bed y'all. Peace OUT. |
cooking. |