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made some delicious quiche.
hopes sour grapes don't keep the white house red.
is like: dear Monday, whaddaya gotta be so long for?
is tipsy at the sommelier's conference deal.
Is annoyed and exhausted.
No likey this effed up weather.
wishes bob costas would shut the hell up.
hopes you know that ryan seacrest is an utter douchebag.
thinks Lester Holt is good lookin'.
is like NO MORE VONAGE COMMERCIALS.
thinks Nancy Grace is a horrible kook.
Is on a panty raid with wally and leslie.
is on his way to Kathy Griffin.
Is twittering from hyde park cafe.
Just had an awesome time at austinist mtg
hates shopping. I feel like an imposter gay.
Just shot Leslie in the boob with a firecracker.
Wants to gave those real housewives of whatever to Al Qaeda. What a bunch of assholes.
Watching tyler perry movies driking wine bout to go to bed y'all. Peace OUT.
cooking.