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OK, EVERYBODY, MANDATORY DEER TICK CHECK TIME. No, no. No complaining. C'mon. Everybody check the person next to you. Let's go. |
Pajamas aren't like regular clothes, right? You can wear them forever without washing them, can't you? |
Man, that cloth bag I got at the North American Managers in Business and Law Association meeting sure gets some stares in the grocery store. |
@weselec Tacoma. It's a pub with the BEST TURKEY BURGER IN THE WORLD. Oh, and there's beer. [sluuurp] Oh, I'm sorry are some of you at work? |
Holy fuck, the Spar is fricking zoo on a Friday lunch. I'd say the chances my order gets forgotten are a solid 75%. At least I have a beer. |
@standupkid It practically writes itself! |
@ceolaf I like round numbers. 1.5? What is that? (Uh, they were a little cheaper... I guess?) |
@ceolaf 2 X 1TB. If the problem with my old drive is the case and not the drive, I'm gonna put that one in, too (500 GB). |
@ShawnKing See, that's in the book! Doing it wrong again! |
Thank you for your support. And buy my new book! http://tr.im/27pg |
Eat it, suckers. I OWN this category. http://tr.im/26he |
Thanks for the nominations, folks. I feel like a wiener already. |
ATTENTION. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT DROBO HAS ARRIVED. TONIGHT, IT WILL ACHIEVE SENTIENCE AT APPROX. 8:30 PM PDT. END COMMUNICATION. |
What? Peeing a rainbow. Isn't that what being gay is?
OMG, THEY DO WHAT?!
OK, but now I don't get the bumper stickers. |
@EffingBoring Just a tip, don't go anywhere @SeoulBrother has gone recently. |
@SeoulBrother If you're peeing a rainbow YOU GET THE DAY OFF! Also, check your underwear for a pot of gold! You may already be a winner! |
@standupkid No, but I will be liveblogging my own evisceration! Link to my blog! AAAIIIIEEE! AH, OOH, UH, MAYBE NOT |
@danfrakes @jsnell @jdalrymple Fourthed. |
Based on the noises coming from my stomach, I'd say the alien is about ready to hatch. So, you might want to stand back. |
@jsnell It's DUNGEON MASTER Moltz to you, sir. |
