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@standupkid No, but I will be liveblogging my own evisceration! Link to my blog! AAAIIIIEEE! AH, OOH, UH, MAYBE NOT |
@danfrakes @jsnell @jdalrymple Fourthed. |
Based on the noises coming from my stomach, I'd say the alien is about ready to hatch. So, you might want to stand back. |
@jsnell It's DUNGEON MASTER Moltz to you, sir. |
I simply cannot believe I haven't been nominated for a ShortyAward in "Is Doing It Wrong". |
Not that it isn't already exciting, but I wish the UPS tracking page said "DROBO IS COMING!" on it somewhere. |
Jesus, you just *know* the ESPN announcer loves saying "But here come the Suns..." |
The WA State Lottery's current ads featuring people taking flightless birds hang gliding is probably more appropriate than they intended. |
Trying really hard not to get drawn into this @BodyofBreen / @HairofBreen / @ShawnKing argument. But old habits die hard. |
Hey, guys! It turns out you don't have to actually *have* gay sex to get the day off, you just have to Google it at work!
Or so I hear. |
@GlennF Ah, crap. Alex Cohen is the wife of a friend. Which is how I ended up on DTD talking about sexbots during Macworld. |
@standupkid Joke will be on you if you figure it out later and miss taking the day off today. |
I'm not gay, but I am take-the-day-off-curious. |
If someone complains about people calling in gay make sure to tell them that every day is straight day. |
@standupkid Oh, yeah, that'd be great because... HEY! |
I'd call in gay but who's gonna believe me in *this* outfit? |
@dmoren And when your "tailor" tries to talk to you about that little girl that's always telling you to burn things? Dude, leave it alone! |
I hate when I get a new pair of pants and the pockets are sewn shut. I just spilled 8 Skittles, 5 Wacky Packs and a Boba Fett on the floor. |
"Call in gay". Pff. C'mon, people. How would you even *do* that?! Ha-ha. |
So, clearly I've uncovered some secret female mind game, here. I'm sure I'll be dead by morning. Or ravished. Gosh, I hope it's ravished. |
