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watching stupid TV at Brian and Torrie's. The Librarian: Quest for the Spear is a shameless Indiana Jones ripoff. A crappy, crappy ripoff. |
Fucking hell. I should know better than to take the most direct route out of town. Sitting in traffic. |
Drunk guy at my friend Joe's birthday: "I just wanted to say I love your work...What's your name?" |
Hugh Jackman hosting the 2009 Oscars? Weiiiiiiird. |
@JasonT Yeah, yeah. It was good for me too. |
@ShawnKing Wait, you call him a figment *and* wearing a coat made out of his cousin Guido? You're gonna have an antelope hit out on you. |
@ShawnKing Dude, don't tell @TheMacalope about that jacket. He's going to be *pissed*. |
@rands Uh, I think they're all spackle-flavored, dude. (Their old factory isn't very far from my house.) |
@ejacqui Nothing cleans windows like a coat of sheer ice on the outside, right? |
@JasonT Stop leaving us behind, jackass! |
@flargh Aw, sorry to hear that Peter. My condolences. |
Damn it, I waited too long and now the cafe's out of soup. Why!? Whyyyyyyyyy? Now I just have to eat cookies. |
@siracusa I hear The Bourne Shell is the name of the next Matt Damon action flick. |
Would like to borrow @chockenberry's fleshy palm for dealing with commenters on the Macworld story about his letter. ENGAGE CHOCK LOCK! |
I saved one page in my journal so I could finish it ten years to the day that I started it (today). I'm kind of shit at journaling. |
Team sandwich came in second place tonight, with the worst stand-in host ever. Props to @PBones, @ThisMightBeJess and @Kreaton for playing. |
@JasonT I'd take red line to Harvard, jump on #1 bus straight down Mass Ave....and then something something. |
@BodyofBreen @ShawnKing Crap. Apparently I forgot my mother's cardinal rule of "if you don't have anything nice to say, shut the hell up." |
@BodyofBreen @ShawnKing @HairofShawnKing Geez guys, slow day, huh? |
