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Saw a pickup truck with license plate "Obama." Lucky bastard. |
Told by Michigan Ave Apple Store staff they "no longer carry" FW400 to FW800 adapters. Reaching new levels of Stupid. |
Put my dog down today. On the plus side, I just got a voicemail saying I won $300 worth of laser hair removal. I don't know why. But okay. |
Rest in peace, my dog Cagney. 1994-2008. http://snipurl.com/73865 |
Addicted to TapDefense: http://tinyurl.com/5o2us2 |
Good thing I didn't. There's a REAL unmarked cop car next to me. Phew. |
(Did that once, and scared the hell out of friend in car in front of me.) |
So much traffic. Contemplating using Soubd Machine on iPhone, blasting through car speakers, plus flashing lights to impersonate police car. |
THIS is how you do it! FUCK those motherfuckers: http://tinyurl.com/5pl6zs |
Eyed by two Homeland Security patrol cars, but managed to make it away without being sent to Gitmo. A successful trip in my book. |
(Fed building is home of Barack's tranisition office, constantly surrounded by an army of weapon-wielding presidential henchmen.) |
Had to drop something at CBOT, which is across from fed building. Careful not to look suspicious- I'm the only one roaming Loop at 1:30am |
Car door frozen shut. Totally not cool. |
Character on Boston Legal: "The only show unafraid to have its stars over 50 is Bo...gee, I can't say it with, um...I'd break the wall." |
Okay, um, best to save the shower for home. Steam and viewing angles do not adequately conceal explicit body parts, as movies suggest. #gym |
They have a machine that simulates going up stairs. And they said I was crazy when I walked backwards on the escalator. #gym |
Slip and fall off eliptical machine while working out next to cute girl. Check. Okay, my night is complete. Time to hit the showers! #gym |
Nope, gym management verified "sexual orientation" is not a component of membership demo. Indeed, plenty of scantily-clad girls roaming. |
#gymtweet Guys carelessly strolling locker rooms grossly underdressed. Concerned I may have misinterpreted this gym's target demo. |
Life is so shitty at the moment, I'm about to try something scary to relieve stress that I once thought was unimaginable: go to a gym. Eek. |
