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Jeebus, Jon Stewart is getting ANOTHER 2 weeks off? He takes almost as much time off as George W… OTOH at least Jon works 4 days/week. |
@echuckles "suck Santa?" |
@canuckgrrrl I was going to say something about laughing so hard I did a "spit take" but then it occurred to me that might sound VERY wrong. |
@hotdogsladies "You know how we told you about the H3 Hummer: how it hurt the earth & was unnecessary? Now imagine if they made it a movie." |
@smartasshat I would have gone with "yes" and "again" but yours are good too. |
@jkestr 21 minutes |
@AmyJane I've come very close to saying exactly that to both The Wife and The Boy, both of whom chew like pigs, but slightly more rudely. |
@abigvictory Can't decide if I want to go with "Are you referring to dinner or…?" OR "Brains for Dessert!" so you get both. No extra charge.... |
@canuckgrrrl Did you get the webcam I sent as a housewarming gift ;-? |
"I've find most of you terribly irksome and irritating, but have grown to truly loathe a few you in particular." #favrd_tagline |
@sflovestory There was a scene in the most recent episode of Psych where several of the main characters danced that way. Hilarious! |
Everything I know about modern dance I learned from watching _A Charlie Brown Christmas_. |
@MikeLuoma maybe a little :-) There's always the Heisman show to watch. And we still have the SEC game on the TiVo. |
WHADDYA MEAN THERE'S NO COLLEGE FOOTBALL TOMORROW?! |
@emilybrianna You do realize that there are parts of your body which, from now on, will always be referred to as "Crunch Berries", right? |
This is my new morning inspirational video: http://tr.im/doingitwrong
My new motto? "If @Moltz is doing it wrong, why can't us? All of we!" |
@SenorDiscount No, and now I am filled with regret and self-loathing that I didn't think of that. I'm clearly slipping. |
I hope she's more comforted by the fact that I could never have an affair than she must regret marrying someone so stupid. #SILVER_LINING |
Oh crap, got invited to late lunch with The Wife & The Boy. Going to brush my teeth first so they don't smell Pizza Hut on me. |
Went to Pizza Hut with another man's wife and child. Felt like I was cheating. On the other hand: pizza buffet, so… yeah. |
