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Snow in Portland. Hell haz frozen over.
Ikea is Swedish for "fucking impossible to put together."
You don't have to be a fucking idiot to get a driver's license in Oregon, but apparently it helps. Jeebus.
Suddenly it became really important to listen to "Bone Machine" by the Pixies.
@kariedwards Nice. You're one up on me.
I'm researching porn stars on Wikipedia. I'm BORED and HORNY. Send help!
The "Mamma Mia" movie is so gay, there's a big cum shot right in the middle of it.
Last night sharing the apartment with roommate. Less than 24 hours til underwear lounging! YES!!1
When the children start running around and screaming, it is time to leave work.
@Hella Yes. The Canadian postal service.
The new Kylie Minogue CD is called "Boombox." That means "vagina" in Australian, amirite?
Someone is vacuuming at work which means only one thing: work officially sucks.
@Kalli FUCK, dude. That's nasty.
Salon FINALLY ran a story about something important: pubes! http://tinyurl.com/5qb5s4
Leased my own apartment over the weekend. Looking forward to lounging in my undies WHENEVER I WANT.
Bought all my remaining Xmas prezzies for under $30. I'm not cheap, just thrifty. (Okay, I'm a little cheap.)
I called in asexual to work today. Snort. Yeah, right!
The only responses to my "Room for Rent" are from single middle-aged men. Why does that not surprise me?
I get to see @kkgeek in 3 weeks and 3 days! FUCK, YEAH!!!
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