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Suddenly it became really important to listen to "Bone Machine" by the Pixies. 11:18 PM Dec 12th from web |
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I'm researching porn stars on Wikipedia. I'm BORED and HORNY. Send help! 9:42 PM Dec 12th from web |
The "Mamma Mia" movie is so gay, there's a big cum shot right in the middle of it. 8:30 PM Dec 12th from web |
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When the children start running around and screaming, it is time to leave work. 4:53 PM Dec 12th from web |
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Someone is vacuuming at work which means only one thing: work officially sucks. 10:46 AM Dec 11th from web |
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Leased my own apartment over the weekend. Looking forward to lounging in my undies WHENEVER I WANT. 3:41 PM Dec 10th from web |
Bought all my remaining Xmas prezzies for under $30. I'm not cheap, just thrifty. (Okay, I'm a little cheap.) 1:28 PM Dec 10th from web |
I called in asexual to work today. Snort. Yeah, right! 9:27 AM Dec 10th from web |
The only responses to my "Room for Rent" are from single middle-aged men. Why does that not surprise me? 6:47 PM Dec 9th from TwitterBerry |
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