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IS ONE FILE AWAY FROM VACATION IN MIAMI. IF SORENSEN DOESN'T SQUEEZE THIS BLOODCLEET VIDEO SOON, I'M SQUEEZING *IT* DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. about 14 hours ago from web |
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Ok, I also cut @Dick_Clark, too. His insatiable lust for virgins was getting a little much. All his tweets read the same: "MUST HAVE BLOOD." about 15 hours ago from web |
I was talking about @Dick_Cheney, people. Calm down. The man eats live puppies for breakfast. His tweets are not meant for human reading. about 15 hours ago from web |
is pruning who he follows on Twitter. Most of you are safe. Except YOU, you deviant fuck. You know who you are. And what you did to that nun about 16 hours ago from web |
is full of brisket and half-sours. Thank you, Mendy's, for keeping my cholesterol at 'chunky'. about 16 hours ago from web |
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is literally counting the seconds and minutes until he GETS THE EVER-LOVING FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE. Not even noon. Alert the police. about 20 hours ago from web |
Just watched 'Love Guru'. Makes total sense that the movie was about hockey, because generally, it stank on ice. HORRIBLE movie. Just...BAD. 9:32 PM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
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