 | hotdogsladies If I were Jesus, I'd make a rule that nativities had to use live ducks. Because ducks hate costumes, and Christmas should be hard but funny. about 7 hours ago from web |
| hotdogsladies If you love celebrity gossip, plastic things from TV, and diets that make you poop, you should check out this crazy place, "Walgreens." about 9 hours ago from web |
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 | lonelysandwich Why jazz musicians are awesome: they've been told that puns, rayon and sincerity are no longer cool, and they just don't give a fuck. 3:10 PM Aug 20th from web |
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| hotdogsladies After an hour of surfing, stock art seems indistinguishable from pr0n. Except you're sick of looking at handshakes instead of lady business. 10:27 AM Apr 1st from web |
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 | JasonCalacanis oh snap,we sold two items on CJ.com!$15 buckseach for a Real.comSuper pass. $15 *each* -puts the CPM on that page at $7.50 for *one* link. 9:30 AM Mar 15th from web |
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| hotdogsladies Instead of blowing $4K on one hooker, I'd hire 500 $8 hookers. Sure, they'd be weaker, but I'll bet we could still take down an Applebee's. 8:02 AM Mar 12th from web |
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| hotdogsladies He also ♯'s veal, ✰'s Tweets, ♙'s guitars, ✏'s you in, ✔'s you out, holds the ☏, ⚐'s it and moves on, points ☞'s, and very much ♡'s Ⓤ. ☺... 5:25 PM Feb 14th from web |
| hotdogsladies _LOST_ video game should involve Ben shooting you, inexplicably regaining your trust, then repeatedly shooting you again. Forever. 7:52 AM Feb 8th from web |
