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must get to the store in the next 15 minutes. need a couple ingredients for dinner tonight about 10 hours ago from web |
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my house is fifty-fucking-two degrees. my spouse better light the pilot light on the furnace tonight or else! about 10 hours ago from web |
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my mom said that she wants a gift-free christmas. not sure if i believe her. maybe i'll bring a gift & leave it in the car just in case about 18 hours ago from web |
i slept 11 hours last night and i'm still tired and bitchy. four years of sleep deprivation has had its toll about 18 hours ago from web |
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convinced that my spouse is slowly killing me by not lighting the pilot lite on our furnace. it is 56 degrees in our house right now about 18 hours ago from web |
son: "I made a rhyme!. MOM BOMB."
me: "you're about to experience a mom bomb if you don't shape up." about 18 hours ago from web |
the curry i made for dinner is just okay. not great. disappointed in myself 5:38 PM Dec 9th from web |
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learn from my mistake... do not buy the candy cane joe-joes at TJ's. save yourself from eating half the box for breakfast 11:04 AM Dec 8th from web |
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