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@vagos18 You are correct I wanted to bend her over her walker! very nice! |
@myfirsttweet ah thank you. I cant a believe i have spent a year on a twitter. No wonder my wife/sister/fuck buddy left me |
@babaloo21 oh even better, she couldnt fend me off! |
If I could catch the fast chick on "Heroes" I would totally hit that. |
@SageMcGreen Turkeys, Chickens... In my country they are both just sex toys. |
@babaloo21 Bruno is my gay brother, my uncle made him watch 2 girls 1 cup while sitting on his lap |
@vyaas No case was made, I got off like R Kelly watching little girls! |
Sarah Palin does interview while chickens are SLAUGHTERED behind her - yup she is THAT dumb http://tinyurl.com/5e9kyq |
Animal Rights Activists threw Flour on Lindsay for wearing a fur stole. Why Flour? Use chinchilla piss next time! http://tinyurl.com/5tg8hx |
Lohan called Obama "colored". Lindsay Colored Bush Lohan, will you just keep pumping out shitty movies and shut your mouth? |
I think I just nutted over the new harry potter trailer! very nice Hermione sexy time http://tinyurl.com/5a5o6y |
@JackaGlamour no I have not. But please alert me when amy whorehouse actually does die, shes a nut job! |
@babaloo21 It does, I poop diamonds! |
Kanye West says he is the voice of a generation, No Kanye your the voice of my asshole. STFU http://tinyurl.com/5m7dpb |
@evebutterflies oh you are definitely the better! |
@evebutterflies Oh very nice 2 eve's at once! |
Wall-E was so good, so good in fact that I want to fu*k Eve |
On another serious note..please watch this video. Very Shocking.
http://tinyurl.com/6a7rt4 |
Check It Out, I am telling you to Not Vote! Very Nice
http://tinyurl.com/6ogwhu |
I would Tap That My Friends http://tinyurl.com/6phqq9 |
