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is FREE. Clock me on Miami time by tomorrow, boppers! Mwahahahahaha |
@lfresh ...are you ready for a whole lot of awkward conversation? |
IS ONE FILE AWAY FROM VACATION IN MIAMI. IF SORENSEN DOESN'T SQUEEZE THIS BLOODCLEET VIDEO SOON, I'M SQUEEZING *IT* DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. |
@gangstamittens Let that pussy freeze. Rotten bitey little bastard. |
Bank of America's about to cut 35,000 jobs. Shit. http://is.gd/be1J |
@MissTori That link is proof. But here. http://tinyurl.com/6fd445 |
SSSSHH! Hear that? That's the end of all American culture. SPIDER-MAN COMES TO BROADWAY. YES. http://is.gd/bdRq |
@KiaFierce You'd look like an Italian housewife and/or prostitute from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. NO. Just...if you got pretty feets...just..NO. |
@dLorand WHAT I DID TO THAT SHEEP WAS LAWFUL AND PROPER IN CENTRAL OHIO. YOU SHUT UP. |
@Hitler is getting a little much, too. I'm not cutting him, yet, but I'm getting awful tired of hearing him gloat about tanning in Argentina |
Ok, I also cut @Dick_Clark, too. His insatiable lust for virgins was getting a little much. All his tweets read the same: "MUST HAVE BLOOD." |
I was talking about @Dick_Cheney, people. Calm down. The man eats live puppies for breakfast. His tweets are not meant for human reading. |
is pruning who he follows on Twitter. Most of you are safe. Except YOU, you deviant fuck. You know who you are. And what you did to that nun |
is full of brisket and half-sours. Thank you, Mendy's, for keeping my cholesterol at 'chunky'. |
And for something completely different, 'Dreidel', by Erran Baron Cohen. Yes, THAT Cohen. http://tinyurl.com/5nyhq7 The bass knocks, young. |
After reading this, I hope Dan Didio grows bone needles in his dick and balls that stab him every time he pees. http://tinyurl.com/5hcyhr |
is literally counting the seconds and minutes until he GETS THE EVER-LOVING FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE. Not even noon. Alert the police. |
Just watched 'Love Guru'. Makes total sense that the movie was about hockey, because generally, it stank on ice. HORRIBLE movie. Just...BAD. |
@duBoT Ok...the words 'Shirley Temple' and 'bang' right next to each other are just...no. Nuh uh. Nix. Nay. NO. |
@duBoT With four cherries even, cuz I'm slappy like that. |
