Oh, like you've never had a Muppet Movie emergency at 11:15 on a Sunday night. about 6 hours ago from web |
Just left @thespouse an irate voicemail about his responsibility to organize the DVDs so that I can find The Muppet Movie when I need it. about 6 hours ago from web |
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Today I bought Mallomars and Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray celery soda. What a desperate wannabe New Yorker. 6:11 PM Dec 6th from web |
Hairs cut. Head as flattered as can reasonably be expected. (Note: "flattered" =/= "flattened." I don't need outside assistance for that.) 10:49 PM Dec 5th from web |
Boss claims peanut M&MS were unavailable. I suspect she just wanted to knock me off my high horse. No better tool for that than Goobers. 2:33 PM Dec 5th from web |
I have sent my boss to fetch me peanut M&Ms. For that is how I roll on Friday afternoons. 2:04 PM Dec 5th from web |
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Getting a haircut tonight. Haircuts always make me anxious. I think I have a particularly difficult-to-flatter head. 12:55 PM Dec 5th from web |
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Apparently today is the day I changed my name to Christina without noticing. 8:56 AM Dec 5th from web |
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Just taught my co-worker a valuable lesson about the subtle difference between sudoku and seppuku. 7:02 AM Dec 3rd from web |
Today my boss gave me a task that she said had my name written all over it. I didn't realize my name was Monotonous McMindnumbing. 12:07 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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