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SNL is Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader and then their helpers. Tell me I'm wrong. You can't. And if you can, then YOU'RE WRONG. about 19 hours ago from web |
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"Don't eat too many cookies. You could get Tafty." - 8 year old son's 8 year old friend, referring to Wm. Howard Taft. @hodgman, pls note. about 23 hours ago from web |
Post show nervous sleepies. Time to pick up the kids and their hamsters for Petco Santa pictures. How did this all become my life? 11:36 AM Dec 6th from web |
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What am I doing? I'm wondering what YOU'RE doing. I want to put that information in the closing credits of our show. 7:40 AM Dec 6th from web |
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Consumed by hate, fear. Entertaining regardless. #6wordepitaph 9:14 AM Dec 5th from web |
Picture a koala with a lollipop riding a unicorn over a rainbow. All coated in dried mucus. That's my 7 month old daughter with a cold. 9:46 PM Dec 4th from web |
I've had it, Man In The Yellow Hat. You leave a monkey alone - repeatedly! - and expect him to exercise self control? No. No, sir. No. 7:58 PM Dec 4th from web |
I love fluorescent lights and Starbucks coffee. But I don't know if I say those things to be argumentative or if I believe them. 9:59 AM Dec 4th from web |
I'm going curling in a few hours. Why? JOURNALISM that's why. 4:39 AM Dec 4th from web |
Good King Wenceslas: a Christmas carol that takes place the day after Christmas and is about a king with magic footsteps. Odd, no? 3:22 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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Wind chill of 2 degrees when I walked in to work today. I dropped dead of course so oh my god he's still twittering from beyond the grave. 7:35 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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