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If today went any slower, I think the clock would run backward. about 6 hours ago from web |
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♬ I'm gonna get even, I can't handle the shame,
Why the last time we made love, she even called out His name...
she left me for Jesus ♬♬... about 13 hours ago from web |
♬ She left me for Jesus, and that just ain't fair.
She says that he's perfect, how could I compare?
♬ ♬ about 13 hours ago from web |
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AIG wants *another* $10 billion. Or, to put another way, as much as my wife and I would make in 125,000 years. Give or take. 11:32 AM Dec 10th from web |
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Terminator: Salvation is released the day before our 22nd wedding anniversary. Hey, honey, isn't 22 the "movie ticket" anniversary? 8:04 PM Dec 9th from web |
Oprah says she weighs 200 pounds. (I bet I could still take her.) 6:22 PM Dec 9th from web |
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Every time I see the name "Clayton," I hear the scene in my head from Tarzan (animated) where he learns to say, "Clayton." 1:02 PM Dec 9th from web |
Time will take care of itself so just leave time alone
And pick up the tempo just a little
And take it on home 11:58 AM Dec 9th from web |