College student ready to come home, but I'm too busy to fetch him in today's monsoon. I feel GUILTY! about 1 hour ago from web |
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Two weeks? Did you say two weeks? I guess I need to begin the Christmas shopping. about 15 hours ago from web |
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You say adjix, but I see Amway and run the other direction. 6:44 AM yesterday from web |
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Chillin' with my peeps sounds much more fun than folding laundry in front of the television. 4:15 PM Dec 9th from web |
Do the car commercials every five minutes really help sell cars? 1:38 PM Dec 9th from web |
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I'm hungry. I wonder what will fall out of the keyboard if I shake it upside down? 10:24 AM Dec 9th from web |
Need straight jacket to restrain 3-y-o until twilight meds wear off. I think he got full moon meds by mistake. 7:52 AM Dec 9th from mobile web |
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I think I need hypnosis to bring my stress level down. "Everything is great. You are calm." 8:02 PM Dec 8th from web |