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@theogeo well, what'd you go and get food poisoning for? |
Paddington Bear and I have the same birthday. |
@ManuelTheWaiter yikes! |
@theogeo why can't you eat? |
@ManuelTheWaiter chef's arse? |
i wish cats pooed candy |
I have 'satan is my motor' in my head. |
Im gonna need 4:30 to hurry. |
I cant even pretend to give two fucks about your christmas cards. |
@amiev co-worker. |
Who just called me? |
She is talking about her mom's farts. Guess who doesn't care? |
PLEASE MAKE HER SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
Boss man is in a good mood. |
@brob bout time. |
I think if i had any more coffee my limbs would blow off. |
and for the record, Fugazi is fucking amazing, but you knew that already. |
i haven't actually _fixed_ my hair in 2 weeks, and today is not the day i'm going to start fixing it again. |
@longtallanimal bahahahahahahaha |
