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thinks maybe "sorry I banged your wife/sister/daughter/wife and or girlfriend" isn't an appropriate message for a Christmas card- |
if local news reporter @NewsCam doesn't take his job seriously are *YOUR* kids and their possibly lead covered toys at risk!? Tune in at 10- |
reminding me that Timothy Hutton has an Oscar doesn't help Hutton, it denigrates the Oscars. plus..John Ford cries a little |
downside to newspapers converting (painfully) to internet media is that I can't rub silly putty on my laptop & abuse Perez's Hilton's face |
The phrase "mover and shaker" should only be used to describe strippers and dudes who deliver furniture |
Man, you have your twitter locked to private? you must have a pretty awesome life there, Howard Hughs- |
The Joy of Sex has been modernized http://tinyurl.com/3v2sal I hope it will include chapters on communication & the Cincinnati bow tie |
Holy Shit this "Of Montreal" album is spotty. One song makes me want to hump iTunes, the next makes me reconsider deafness as a virtue. |
Even after building a huge castle made of bullshit, this dude is still mad it smells like cow ass in here |
who was that old dyke on MSNBC last night...oh...it was Pat Buchanan? sure it wasn't Bay? |
Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.. |
@rebeccaforever we're gonna keep this going? We were fucking corn dogs. we'd go drink and pogo |
Oh, South Korean parliment, why must you be so angry, fist-y and awesome? http://tinyurl.com/3jelcq |
@rebeccaforever real names be proved. |
One-Sentence Excerpt From Men With Balls "That IUD you bought doesn’t work for dudes." |
@jensized um.. ethically challenged? |
Only thing more pathetic than a dude who buys Extenze wang-growth pills from the TV ad? dude who uses the "30 day money back guarantee" |
has now fully integrated lesbians into my morning routine..Thanks Rachel Maddow |
now obsessed with term "Bon vivant" which d-bags use to describe themselves. Means "good liver" also a soup company who's soup killed a dude |
@rakuette did you know that this is my super secret love code to my wife. |
