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| THE_REAL_SHAQ ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM 4:51 PM Nov 19th from web |
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| wendy_mc Email: "I would love to give you the opportunity of publishing my book. What would you require of me to arrange a meeting?" Uh, a CLUE. 7:09 AM Nov 6th from web |
| Choire This may be the Obama age but I'll still scream "fuck you" when you steal my cab in Brooklyn. 9:54 PM Nov 4th from txt |
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| romanlily OMG, we have a president-elect that can speak in beautiful, complex, complete sentences. 9:12 PM Nov 4th from web |
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| nerdfish Att. Americans: Channel Nine has called the election so the elderly, unemployed and those drinking around the tele can go back to Dr Phil. 7:18 PM Nov 4th from twitterrific |
| MaggieDammit 3-year-old, looking at pictures of McCain and Obama side by side: "Is Obanga the one with the brown hair?" 6:34 PM Nov 4th from web |
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