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@MomsterGina A vaguely obscure reference to @twoname claiming to have beard owls. Which I am not jealous of. At all. |
@vmarinelli See, like 'Tony' Hawk, Night(Hawk) and Stephen (Hawkings).
...Yeah, I'm going to sleep now. |
@vmarinelli I would, but I've only just got them (Tony, Night and Stephen) to bed. They get cranky if I start rustlin' around down there. |
Oh yeah, that whole 'tiny beard owls' thing? That's so last week.
Two words, my friends: Pubic. Hawks. |
@Porto_Rock We need a cause though. Something to fight for. So... I'm pretty much against donuts that don't contain cream. You got a thing? |
@joeschmitt "Well-placed motherfuckers". Goddamnit, I have to change the band's name AGAIN. |
@HermanHagen Sure. Certainly not the kind you find on your mother's hat stand.
And try on.
And think you look 'rakish' in.
No, sir. |
It might just be a rebound thing but I am deeply, deeply in lust with @HotAmishChick. |
Someone needs to start a damn revolution because I look fucking awesome in a beret. |
Why didn't you people tell me about sweet potato? It's like sex, except I can have it at my desk and no-one judges me with their eyes. |
@warrenellis I'm pretty sure it all began when you blew that hobo while wearing a stove-pipe hat. |
WHY IS MY AGE IN THE SECOND AGE BRACKET OPTION OF THIS DROP DOWN CLEARLY THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE IT IS ALWAYS THE FIRST ALWAYS. |
Oh come on, lady, dial back the cleavage a notch, okay? I'm pretty sure I just caught sight of your thong. |
@missamymac Maybe he's writing you a prescription for Jesus? "Apply directly to forehead". |
@toldorknown You know, I'd love to see the Bibliography or Wikipedia entry that cites your ass as a reference. We need to make this happen. |
Good morning, twitter, you sexy bint. ♫ http://blip.fm/~13skx |
"You'd think the Chinese economy was in enough trouble without misplacing 130,000 pairs of boobs."
http://tinyurl.com/69ggu2 |
@joeschmitt It's an elaborate star laundering scheme. I sell your stars on, under the radar, to 'interested parties'.
*cough*@Tony_D*cough* |
I have 6 programming language t-shirts. I believe after 9 they're legally obliged to enter your cause of death as "loneliness", regardless. |
@Mike_FTW Roxette, IRC and under my bed, but I hear where you're coming from. |
