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In these chaotic economic times, many banks consider a good credit score to be somewhere in the range of Paula Dean's cholesterol level. |
Everything's really gone down hill ever since I was named Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year' back in 2006. |
@kellydeal Bill Hader reeks of troll nouveau. Though Sudekis does bear a slight resemblence. I'll take Hader and a good wig for the win. |
@Kalli Possibly, though it remains to be seen if the Cockpunch Express has enough cup holders to contain @hotdogsladies' economic policies. |
If our minivan hadn't come equipped with leather ass warmers and 16 cupholders, I might have named it the "Cockpunch Express". |
@kellydeal My vote for Blago would be Bill Hader. |
Don't need no credit card to ride this train? What a bunch of Huey. |
@dustyd Because the media in this town are clueless when it comes to the web. But we've already beaten that horse. |
Char Jib Veld Goo is an anagram for Rod Blagojevich, which in Serbian means "Man with bad hair eats tossed salad behind bars". |
@bizzybee Fantastic! Once the youth have been brainwashed I can get funding for the musical I've been writing: "High School Chupacabra" |
@sugarjones In your defense, I'm sure everyone was doing it. |
If Sarah Palin was a folksy candidate of the people, I believe the same could have been said for Randy of the Redwoods 20 years ago. |
@shanienns You're welcome. |
@sugarjones What's not to love about full body neon ski suits and John Denver eating the jump at the end? Methinks doth protest too much. |
This video makes sense once you realize they're skiing on a gigantic mountain of cocaine http://twurl.nl/5dm8mm (h/t @badbanana for the vid) |
I've developed a real passion for bodybuilding ever since that truck full of cadavers crashed in front of our house. |
Soon Illinois Gov. Blagojevich will be just another Rod in the Illinois State Penal system. |
So [INSERT METEOROLOGIST NAME HERE] where's that 3" you promised us last night? |
Pro Tip: A quick way to anger your spouse is to extol their virtues of martyrdom in an overly sarcastic way. |
Watching Armageddon confirms that Michael Bay should appear before an international tribunal for crimes against the laws of physics. |
