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j wright
mrjawright @shortyawards I'd like to noninate @jcroft in the #clever_retort category. But that'd be too obvious. So, he can 'Suck it'. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to shortyawards
President Monteiro
Mike_FTW Calling in curious, taking a half-day tomorrow. 6:10 PM Dec 9th from web
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Judging by his tunes, this Beethoven dude seems to have listened to a *lot* of Kraftwerk. 12:56 PM Dec 8th from Hahlo
MrsAsher
mrsasher I said "YES"! 2:18 PM Dec 5th from txt
Sarah Harrison
sourjayne My grumpy threshold is 50°F. I can draw you a chart if needed. 1:20 PM Dec 3rd from web
Eric A. Meyer
meyerweb @jcroft Please convey my regrets, but I've got other plans for this evening. 2:13 PM Nov 22nd from twitterrific in reply to jcroft
Tara Brown
tara OH: I'm way older than everyone I date. I got used to it. The trick it to keep your maturity level low 7:52 PM Nov 11th from web
Matthew Anderson
WanderingMatt @jcroft If you can drink tap water and breathe the air, say "Shhh!" Say "Shhh!" 4:31 PM Nov 5th from twitterrific in reply to jcroft
Theresa
zolora They keep forgetting to mention that he's also the sexiest president ever elected. Like it isn't important or something. 8:53 PM Nov 4th from web
Brie
canuckgrrrl If I go to sleep, Obama will still be president in the morning, right? 8:49 PM Nov 4th from web
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin but but but I can see russia from my house 8:48 PM Nov 4th from mobile web
Elizabeth Chuck
echuckles YES WE CAN FINALLY LEAVE OUR SEATS FOR A BATHROOM BREAK- YES WE CAN 8:40 PM Nov 4th from web
kelli kimpton
kellikimpton "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery 8:38 PM Nov 4th from web
Beep.
beep McCain was incredibly classy in his concession. His audience, however, was horrid. 8:35 PM Nov 4th from twitterrific
FakeSarahPalin
James Bennett
ubernostrum Appearing on CNN via hologram: Dolemite! 7:47 PM Nov 4th from web
kelli kimpton
kellikimpton @jcroft no london for you :( 6:31 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to jcroft
J. Adam Moore
DieLaughing Republicans! I'm for abortions, pot, premarital sex & postmarital gay sex, hookers not pimps, and your kid follows me on Twitter. Your move. 9:27 AM Nov 3rd from web
Bryan Veloso
bryanveloso is going to have to take note that posting error messages of secret programs is the new way to generate hype about them. :D 1:11 PM Oct 31st from web
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  • Name Jeff Croft
  • Location Kansas City, MO, USA
  • Web http://jeffcroft....
  • Bio Knowin' nothing in life, but to be legit. Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit.
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