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meangrape
meangrape Twitter: where I can share with you too much information about people you don't even know.
Del
delbius Beyonce + Shakira in a music video is like 10 pounds of sassy in a 5 pound bag. Possibly 15 pounds.
dustin senos
_ds life is as you imagine it.
Maggie Utgoff
mutgoff MC Hammer got stuck in the twitter stairwell. I SAVED HIM. And he called me a "hero!"
Julie H
julietweets Funny sign at the rally reads: ''Welcome to California - Free Range Chicken and Caged Up Gays''
Steve Jenson
stevej Just got an email from my wife: "The Steve Jenson of aquatic creatures: http://bit.ly/1Kml3k"
Nelson Minar
nelson Sarah FAILin
Sam Freedom
samfreedom @crystal how dare you even think of denny's and vegetables in the same thought.
Sean Stoner
maslowbeer so anyone else think palin is the fifth cylon?
Alissa
alissa My lunch is host to unprecedented mingling of international cuisines. In my whole foods salad bar box, there is world peace.
Geoffrey Hickman
geoffsays I'm up. got some real tea brewing, not that string attached to a bag shit.
Robert M
robmikh I wonder if Putin laughed when Obama claimed Russia is not a democracy.
Princess Nebraska
ebj123 Waiting for Jim Lehrer to annouce he is wearing a bracelet too, but his just says "Fabulous".
Alex Payne
al3x Hello dorkness, my old friend.
Alissa
alissa Also makes me wonder if this is how people feel watching sports.
kellan
kellan Marking bugs ""quod erat demonstrandum".
Sockamillion
sockington constantly twitching tail, how you betray my invisibility
meangrape
meangrape @crystal Are chaturangas anything like chupacabras?
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