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@EffingBoring I agree 100%. Why is every shoe listed in men's sizes? This discrimination has to stop. |
@rstevens You may have just solved the eternal riddle of the LOLsphinx. |
That's because "standoff with your brand off" is the new "rock out with your cock out," @amyjane. (What am I even TALKING ABOUT?) |
@johnroderick Sounds about right. I didn't mean mutants, though, just friends who are also on Twitter. |
I once pissed off my college roommate by throwing out his bottle of 3-year single malt Pert Plus. |
@johnroderick I am having birthday drinks in Seattle on the 20th. There'll be funny Twitter people, and tabletops. You're welcome to come. |
"Superstition" is playing. KID: This is Little Richard! MOM: This is definitely Stevie Wonder. KID: Stevie Wonder *becomes* Little Richard! |
If you're learning to write from blog coaches, you should also get hair tips from a guy who saw conditioner in an Adam Sandler movie once. |
Whoever dies with the most toys is still pretty much worm food. |
Sorry guys, I couldn't find the setting to turn on posthumous gold-starring. Either that or none of this is funny. I'll let you choose. |
If you will be in Seattle on the 20th, and you want to go out for birthday drinks with me, please do let me know. Thanks! |
You're all going to be in my experimental film. |
I blagged again. This time I need help shoring up the holes in my geek knowledge. Shape my impressionable mind here: http://tr.im/1v07 |
I get the impression that the Fat Acceptance movement is more about acceptance than it is about movement. |
What kind of human swear-jar programs a T9 that doesn't know the word "heck?" |
"This might plug into the female connector on the electric blanket." "I plugged into the female on your mom's blanket. To wit: your mom." |
You call it Favrd-baiting, I call it "being drunk all the time." Po-tay-to, po-fuck-you. |
Cleaning my keyboard. Found 35 cents and a green gummi bear so far. |
I support widespread adoption of the schoolyard conjugation of versus. Me verse, you verse, he/she verse, us verse, E. Honda verse. |
I agree with @punkybird about Weetabix. You shouldn't give food a name that makes it sound like it has a proboscis. |
