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Drinks at Red Robin. Sure hope my red clown nose is still in the trunk.
A dress is not skirt, but a skirt can be part of a dress? Ladies, I think you're making this shit up as you go.
Includes MC Hammer pants: http://bit.ly/Deo1
Watching someone play the "You don't know what I know" card when everyone knows "He knows nothing".
Spandex is testing well in New Hampshire: http://bit.ly/dNXn
"Period inside the double-quote. That's it. It's settled."
The 8 Most Underrated Muppets: http://bit.ly/137ru (@marmon) (Extra credit: http://bit.ly/10PdpX)
I value how much you care about by how much time you spend on your installers.
Putting stuff in my Amazon cart so I can see a before and after on Black Friday
There are people who don't know they are annoying loud.
It not even the presence of a muse that I need. It's just the promise... Like sometime... In the future... Maybe.
Best news I've read today: http://bit.ly/OY1q
Counting the ways I could heat water in the house. Up to 13 without breaking any laws.
Universal Comedy Flowchart: http://bit.ly/99UJ (@sushimonster)
Because I become sad when my hands leave the keyboard: http://bit.ly/12od2
I am no longer setting up Synergy via the command-line -- whew: http://bit.ly/iVUX
It's CYA Monday.
Going to run in the fog
Regarding Kombucha -- I'm generally against drinks which, if they choose to, can eat my tongue: http://bit.ly/12Ptf
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