Oh sweet Jesus, I just realized I had a nap today too. It's really happening. Better fire up the Depends™ before it's too late. about 1 hour ago from web |
I just ate dinner. At 4.30PM. Now I'm enjoying a gin and tonic. Skipping over the quarter life crisis and headed straight for old age. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie |
"What's the difference between a TTF and a PS1 font?" "Nothing. It just means the site doesn't know what decade it is" "OK, what's a SIT?" about 5 hours ago from Tweetie |
People are trying to convince me the area south of Gastown is called the lower east side. As far as I know, the official name is Shabbytown. about 6 hours ago from txt |
I still have a soft spot for Fairuza Balk. Return to Oz will do that to you. about 20 hours ago from web |
I was just remarking the doors here don't seem to swell in the cold wet weather. Then we move into this building and the doors are jerks. about 20 hours ago from web |
Just gave up my place at the iPhone Tech Talk in Seattle this Tuesday. Can't make it down there in time :( about 21 hours ago from web |
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Baked southern style chicken tonight. I know that's not The Southern Way, but I like my original heart valves. 7:54 PM Dec 6th from web |
It's time to make iced coffee the way iced coffee was supposed to be made (Hint: it's not just cold coffee) 4:53 PM Dec 6th from web |
I've been humming Sweet Caroline for a week now. I thought karaoke might've fixed me, but it only made me worse. 3:06 PM Dec 6th from web |
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Dating the Impetuous, a Field Guide™ -- when she says maybe, she isn't being coy. She really does mean maybe. A coin toss may be involved. 12:36 PM Dec 6th from web |
That's an unexplored niche right there. I mean it's a hole in the market. Erm, I mean people would pay to have sex with that. 11:05 AM Dec 6th from web |
A RealDoll with a slinky for a torso. Now THAT would be sexy. 11:04 AM Dec 6th from web |
Can't wait for the Clueless high school reunion. Donald Faison, Paul Rudd, Brittany Murphy, the hot one who doesn't have a career anymore... 10:08 PM Dec 5th from web |
@grum The best part is the phone call 3 years later saying "did you like me? because I was totally in love with you but you never asked" gah 9:43 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to grum |
Last night's tweet about "a big titty contest" was incorrect. It was meant to read "wet t-shirt contest." I regret the error. 9:13 PM Dec 5th from web |
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OH: "I loved that guy! He was such good value. And so black!" 8:08 PM Dec 5th from web |