Corner bodega has a sign in the window advertising "Peace Cereal." I have not been eating this. Sorry about all the wars, you guys.
about 18 hours ago from web
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Body lotion is counter intuitive. You clean off in the shower, and then rub oily goo all over you so you can feel sweaty again.
8:19 AM yesterday from web
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Sick toddler, so I've memorized every episode of Wonder Pets. "Refined Media Taste 101" begins with Godfather II. We'll build to Fight Club.
3:54 PM Nov 24th from web
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Big fan drops off truck bed. Ten minutes later, Mercedes blows through stop sign without looking, acquires new hood ornament.
11:53 AM Nov 19th from web
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The planning stage is my very favorite stage. It's so pleasantly distant from the failing stage.
1:52 PM Nov 18th from web
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Awake since 2 a.m. Confused by small things, like how tap water works. Have decided against using the glue gun.
2:58 PM Nov 14th from web
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The boy is not only hugging trees, he's begun to kiss them. Next he's going vegan.
10:30 AM Nov 14th from txt
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This is the thing about city life: stumbling upon the corner sake tasting. Nice.
8:13 PM Nov 13th from txt
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Listening to the guys at the next table as they discuss a friend of mine who runs an online business.
2:13 PM Nov 12th from web
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My phone is missing. It's like heaven! Except I can't fly. And there are no zero-calorie fries. And I'm not surrounded by dead people.
10:57 AM Nov 7th from web
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Since the election, I have an almost uncontrollable urge to high-five every black man I pass on the street.
3:46 PM Nov 6th from web
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Man. It's nice to wake up the day after an election and know who was elected.
10:46 AM Nov 5th from web
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We're sick, watching Wonder Pets and sharing a bowl of popcorn. Hank looks up and says, "This is fun." ... Language acquisition rules.
2:23 PM Nov 4th from web
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Decided voting would be more effective than screaming obscenities at Yes on 8 protesters. Voted.
11:27 AM Nov 4th from web
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The little guy had a nightmare at 4 a.m., so I brought him into bed. Now there's a Hot Wheels imprint on my ass.
7:30 AM Nov 3rd from web
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The muscles you use to whip your head from side to side when dancing with tequila in hand? I don't use those much. Ow.
6:47 AM Nov 2nd from web
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I want to achieve maximum efficiency without getting all worked up about it. I'm aiming at peacefully frantic. Serene rampage.
12:56 PM Oct 29th from web
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Hank refuses to wear any of the three costumes we've offered. Will he grow up to be the guy in the "Halloween Costume" tee? Oh dear.
8:01 AM Oct 28th from web
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