Fuckin' Dez and fuckin' Tony in motherfuckin' Chicago Thursfuck. After last night's drubbing of the Bears in Chicago, Dez Bryant had one simple request: that the assembled press not censor his post-game rant when the ran it the next day -- no "lit...
The last guy got tonged by Ron Swanson. Just sayin. Because ours is going back to the UK. Which is sad. He is smart and funny and is easily confused by America, and he makes Chartbeat blush. Remember when we sent him to the NRA convention? Or the ...
A woman using Securus' on-site video visitation in the Hopkins County Jail, where in-person visits have been eliminated. Most people don't realize that Texas has had a pretty cool law on the books since 1985 that bars merchants from charging cust...
Protesters march down Commerce Street Thursday night. For the second week in a row, demonstrators took to Dallas streets to protest an out-of-state grand jury's decision not to indict a white police officer for killing an unarmed black man. Unlike...
In any case, Texans should all breath a sigh of relief, not only because Bentley is so much cuddlier and more adorable -- and, importantly, more American -- than the African human who died here, but because Texas would have been woefully unprepared h...
What the relatively low-population area needs is another grocery store, Councilman Tennell Atkins has said, even though there apparently aren't enough people to support a grocery store. "Density of just over 1,200 people per square mile is an impedim...
These young women would've excelled on the exams, we're sure. Providing yet another reason for me to be thankful I never have to attend another day of primary school, The Dallas Morning News' Matthew Haag enumerated a little of what's on DISD's co...
Kids are born knowing how to do this. Do they really need special instruction and encouragement in it from the school board? Two stories in yesterday's Dallas Morning News were bookends for the debate on school rigor. In one, three Dallas school ...
Josh Brent Josh Brent may have done his time for the December 2012 drunk driving wreck that killed his passenger, former University of Illinois teammate and best friend Jerry Brown Jr., but the legal battle surrounding the case isn't over. Brent's...
Eric Williams He didn't do it. That's what Eric Williams' defense boiled down to. Despite the storage locker filled with weapons and survival gear, the getaway car bought using an assumed name, the emailed confession that came from his house and t...
The Texas UIL's system of determining high school athletic eligibility has meted out another dose of its strange justice. Gabrielle Gregory, a junior point guard at Irving MacArthur and a four-star recruit who's made a verbal commitment to Kansas S...
Monta Ellis, volume-scorer extraordinaire turned straw that stirs the Mavericks drink, hit a ridiculous spinning, off-balance fadeaway to beat the Bucks at the buzzer Wednesday night. Unfair Park thinks that's a thing you should see. The celebrat...
The year 2007, when we voted to put a toll road in the flood zone along the Trinity River, was also when flat hair and thick makeup were big. Remember? Last night's Trinity River toll road debate in Oak Cliff was a barnburner. A crowd of 450-plus...
Just over a week ago, on November 24, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott said the "odds were in favor" of the state suing the federal government to stop President Obama's executive action on immigration. Wednesday afternoon, the governor-elect cashed...
He's an expensive little bugger. Of the just more than $155,000 the city of Dallas spent responding to Ebola, almost $27,000 -- just more than 17 percent of the total -- went to caring for Bentley, Nina Pham's King Charles Spaniel. The majority of...
In Texas' business-friendly climate, no industry spokesperson wants to be the weakling who admits that maybe water is sort of important. But it appears that some tough guys are finally letting their guard down. Last week, a rice farmer gave an interv...
Taking out the middle man. Sana Syed had a baptism by fire. Just after she took the city of Dallas' public information officer job, Thomas Eric Duncan was diagnosed with Ebola. Syed did an admirable job filtering and distributing the torrent of in...
My brother hired Sherin back in February 2013 for his immigration case. She is the most unethical, incompetent lawyer you'll ever come across. I wouldn't even call her a lawyer, she's a FRAUD. Strong words, but to prove defamation against Kayur and...
Amazing how out of date this 7-year-old picture is of the supporters of the Trinity toll road. They're all wearing Tommy Hilfiger now. When a panel discussion of the proposed Trinity toll road begins this evening at 6:30 pm at Rosemont Elementary...
Hopefully this wasn't a sign of things to come. The Cowboys have already lost the biggest game of their regular season. Thanksgiving's debacle, the 33-10 drubbing at the hands of the Eagles, has left the team needing to win out to ensure its spot ...