EMPLOYEE AWARDS
Nominations are open through March 8 for the Rocky Mountain Eagle Awards and United We Serve Awards.
NORTHERN CO STUDENT SCHOLARSHIPS
Applications are open through April 19 for two $1,000 college scholarships.
CULTURAL HERITAGE FESTIVAL (Fort Collins)
April 2, 2013 | Keynote Speaker, Dr. Temple Grandin
LIGHTEN UP!
The New Boss
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO walks up the guy and asks, “And how much money do you make a week?”
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, “He’s the pizza delivery guy.”
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