Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz

@BorowitzReport

There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.

New York · http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/

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  1. 13h

    I'm doing a free show next month:

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  2. 23 Jan

    Obama Urged to Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal

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  3. 19 Jan

    BREAKING: Fox News to Shut Down

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  4. 15 Jan

    Republicans Accuse Obama of Using Position as President to Lead Country:

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  5. 24 Dec

    I see I was just included on a Twitter list called "Jews." In general, people making lists of Jews makes me nervous.

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  6. 14 Dec

    Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun.

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  7. 9 Dec

    BREAKING: Billionaires Warn Higher Taxes Could Prevent them from Buying Politicians:

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  8. 13 Nov

    I wish Americans were as outraged by war as they are by sex.

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  9. 6 Nov

    BREAKING: Man Who Told Half the Nation to Fuck Themselves Somehow Loses Election

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  10. 3 Nov

    "As Republicans go from Abraham Lincoln to Teddy Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, no wonder they don't believe in evolution":

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  11. 7 Oct

    Watching cable news because you want to be informed is like going to Olive Garden because you want to live in Italy.

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