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- Letter: Wait, didn't McCain hate earmarks? 17h
- Robb: Adams a high-risk choice for Ducey 16h
- Roberts: APS spent HOW MUCH on Brnovich? 16h
- Dokes: Yap, yap - the sound of public debate 17h
- Montini: Pinal, Somalia of the Southwest 22h
- Our View: Real college problem, wrong solution 17h
- Begay: Tribes deserve better schools than this 17h
- Our View: No, Phoenix isn't Ferguson 1d
- Top 10 Arizona tweets: Tough topics 1d
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Benson's best: Write Obama's caption
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Farewell to our masterful Viewpoints editor
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Media also to blame for Ferguson riots
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Odd-shaped red signs mean what they say: Stop!
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- Letters
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Get out the stethoscope, today we diagnose Tiny Tim
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- Clay Thompson
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Sheriff Joe may eat his own green bologna
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Indictment on injustice
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- Steve Benson
- 1 day, 11 hours ago
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Phoenix's big Convention Center bet not paying off
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- Robert Robb
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How could Douglas say that with a straight face?
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If SRP enters debate, solar must be a problem
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- Letters
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Run from a cop? You deserve to be shot
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- Letters
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Why penalize craft brewers for their success?
- Op Ed
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Top 10 Arizona tweets: Tough topics
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- Joanna Allhands
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Which of these hurts women's lib most?
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- Linda Valdez
- 1 day, 20 hours ago
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Should all police wear body cameras? Yes. But...
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- Ej Montini
- 1 day, 22 hours ago
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The U.S. is spending millions managing the draft it doesn't have
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- Clay Thompson
- 2 days ago
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$98 for a pair of sweatpants? Do you think I'm stupid
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- Clay Thompson
- 2 days, 1 hour ago
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Ray Rice ... a role model? Hey, it could happen
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- Laurie Roberts
- 2 days, 2 hours ago
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The 1,600-page bill that boosts Arizona's economy
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- Editorial
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Arpaio courting contempt
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- Steve Benson
- 2 days, 11 hours ago
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Hold Michael Brown accountable for himself
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- Letters
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Tax dirty utilities, then pay solar customers
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- Letters
- 2 days, 14 hours ago
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Hey, non-voters: Put up or shut up
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- Letters
- 2 days, 15 hours ago
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GOP looks silly on immigration
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- Linda Valdez
- 2 days, 15 hours ago
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Ducey could be lawmakers' BFF
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- Opinion
- 2 days, 15 hours ago
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.@theREALAZsos: Don't expect a new winner in @RepRonBarber, @MarthaMcSally race http://ow.ly/FqUuo
Phoenix isn't #Ferguson. Let's stick to the facts and resist jumping to conclusions. Editorial: http://ow.ly/Fqc2c
Don't be so surprised that Phoenix's Sheraton hotel is losing money, @RJRobb says: http://ow.ly/Fq82I
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Editorial Page writer George Hager explains why long-held tensions between Ferguson, Mo., police and its residents pushed the Michael Brown shooting onto the national stage.
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The late-night comics on the latest entertainment news, including the oldest woman ever to play opposite 007. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.
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The late-night comics on ambassadors, Nazis and questionable actions on Capitol Hill. Take a look at our favorite jokes from last night's late-night lineup, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.
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The late-night comics on the temporary relief in California's ongoing drought. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.
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Senate President Andy Biggs and digital opinions editor Joanna Allhands discuss what Arizona must do to permanently fix its budget problems.
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The late-night comics on Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday and Christmas at the White House. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.
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The late-night comics on President Obama, House Speaker John Boehner and the Medal of Freedom. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.
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It's clear what the late-night comics are most thankful for this holiday season. Take a look as they riff on tofurkeys, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, Black Friday and holiday travel. Vote for your favorite joke at opinion.usatoday.com.
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The late-night comics on the latest political news from Capitol Hill. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.
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The late-night comics on President Obama's immigration action. Take a look at our favorite jokes, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.