OHnewsroom Director’s take on Chatroulette: “There is the occasional penis, sure. But that’s just like life, isn’t it?” 19 minutes ago
Previous Tweets
Editor: “We’re like the WonderBra of the newsroom. We just give those stories a little extra ‘umph.’” about 5 hours ago
Director after show taping: “This was about as organized as a hand grenade fight.” about 9 hours ago
Anchor #1: “It amazes me how protective people are of chairs.” Anchor #2: “It just goes to prove how little we actually have here.” 4:44 PM Mar 7th
Copy Messenger explaining crappy old printers to new Copy Messenger: “Paper jams are like snowflakes –- there’s no two alike.” 11:59 AM Mar 7th
Editor: “I’m sorry. I’m not helpful today. I’m like a pile of mush.” 11:22 AM Mar 6th
Editor to Reporter writing political trend story: “We better move it today. It might not be true tomorrow.” 2:02 PM Mar 5th
Managing Editor: “I think we should expect more from our readers, intellectually.” Publisher: “Have you met any of our readers?” 11:52 AM Mar 5th
“Reporters are like flights from O’Hare — always late and never worth the trouble.” 9:09 AM Mar 5th
Editor: “Did you see the vending machine has been refilled? This IS a glorious day!” 7:01 AM Mar 5th
Editor: “I’ve got a great new drinking game. Every time our system crashes, everyone takes a shot.” 4:26 PM Mar 4th
Editor waiting for a phone call: “I don’t know if it’s because I’m spoiled or just too good looking, but I’m used to men calling me back.” 1:52 PM Mar 4th
Editor about a quote: “You don’t get to use exclamation marks often. ‘Oh no, a penis!’ — that’s definitely an exclamation mark.” 9:15 AM Mar 4th
Copy Editor to Copy Editor: “I just wish I lived in a world where people thanked me for keeping them from looking like idiots.” 7:47 AM Mar 4th
Police Reporter: “They’re going to burn this town down over this story. I’m kinda pleased about that.” 11:40 AM Mar 3rd
Director of Photography to photo staff: “We work at a newspaper, we pull stuff out of our asses everyday. Sometimes twice.” 9:47 AM Mar 3rd
Editor talking about his wife who goes to sleep early each night: “I’m only married until 8:30.” 6:51 AM Mar 3rd
Crime Reporter reviewing arrests: “What’s with all the misdemeanors? Gimme some felonies, people!” 9:44 PM Mar 2nd
Senior Producer to Photo Editor: “Could you just read a newspaper like once a day?” 10:40 AM Mar 2nd
Managing Editor: “OK, I’m going to go eat. Because if I don’t, I’ll keep working.” 8:54 AM Mar 2nd