Ellen DeGeneres rarely responds to rumors about her personal or professional life.

When the talk show host does feel a need to reply to chatter about her supposedly failing marriage or the allegedly inappropriate nature of her role as a company spokesperson, she does in succinct/hilarious fashion.

THIS JUST IN: Dogs are very smart.

Okay, not the dogs who can't figure out where the squeak in their squeak toy is coming from.

Jillian Anderson may or may not win Chris Soules' final rose (see The Bachelor spoilers to learn how she fares), but she has already made Bachelor history.

It's no secret that Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes don't exactly get along, so we imagine LeAnn was shocked to see Brandi offering her relationship pointers in a column she writes for an Australian magazine.

She was probably even more surprised to find that the advice detailed how LeAnn should cope with the inevitability of Eddie Cibrian cheating on her:

Miley Cyrus has a message for Justin Bieber:

Anything you can do naked... I can do even naked-er!

If you watched Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 11, then you know why the question of Jax Taylor's sexuality is on everyone's minds this week.

Rumors that Jax is gay have surfaced on the show before, but for the first time, producers Tom Sandoval actually introduced one of Jax's alleged former hook-up partners to the rest of the cast.

Kate Middleton is reportedly under orders from her husband's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, to be the perfect royal escort, but the strain is starting to show.

Adult actress Kagney Linn Karter claims Chris Brown recently paid her to be his escort one night, then bullied her online when she refused to sleep with him.

File this one under Surprising Celebrity News Stories That Actually Arent All That Surprising Once You Stop and Think About Them For 10 Seconds.

We don't know for sure if Khloe Kardashian is depressed and eating her feelings, but we do know that she's been flaunting plenty of bizarre behavior online.

We're not talking about posting selfies several times a day. All Kardashians do that. No, we're referring to Khloe's practice of naming her camel toe.

Transformers: Age of Extinction is living down to the low expectations set by its predecessors.

Following Razzie nominations for Return of the Fallen and Dark of the Moon over the past couple of years, the latest edition of the Transformers franchise is also up for Worst Picture at the 35th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards.

Director Judd Apatow has been vocal about his thoughts on the Bill Cosby rape scandal from the beginning, and he's showing no signs of slowing down.

At the Golden Globes on Sunday, Apatow went so far as to tell Access Hollywood on the red carpet that he thinks Cosby should be locked up for his crimes.

Some major controversy swirled around NCIS Season 12 Episode 12.

Because its main case centered around a false hostage situation in Syria? One that revealed an unexpected terrorist who had been working to obtain money from the U.S. government to finance violence operations?