Chris Brown doesn't want his junk -- or even his alleged junk -- spread all over the Internet ... so he had his legal team shut down the Twitter page of a porn star who tried to do just that. 

Kagney Linn Karter went on a Twitter assault a few days back aimed at CB ... claiming he paid her $2,500 to be his escort. Kagney says CB thought the deal included sex, and when she refused to sleep with him he began bullying her online.  

Karter responded with a series of angry tweets, saying things like, "I WILL NEVER F*** A WOMAN BEATER EW DISGUSTING" and "HE IS PURE EVIL :(." 

But the tweet de résistance came when she posted photos of a penis which she says was attached to Brown, writing, "i can slap bitches now with chris browns d*** on my timeline all day say some SLICK S*** **pulls out CBs d*** WHAP." Poetry, ain't it?

But the pic and all the Brown tweets are now gone -- as well as everything she tweeted -- because our sources say CB's legal team got her Twitter account suspended.

Twitter policy doesn't bar all nudity, but it draws the line when a user violates someone else's privacy with graphic pics.

Perhaps this is what CB meant all along when he said ... these hoes ain't loyal.

When it comes to oral sex ... X is NOT gonna give it to ya if you have a penis -- because DMX went out of his way recently to make it crystal clear he's not gay.

It's pretty funny ... DMX broke it down during a performance with Wu-Tang Clan members Ghostface Killah and Raekwon last week in Florida. He repeats several times that he definitely "f**ks with these n***as" -- but also adds a hysterical footnote ... regarding fellatio.

Or as the Wu would put it -- DMX's mouth ain't nothing to F with.

Justin Bieber used lawyers to prove his Calvin Klein pics were the real deal ... and famous showman Jeff Beacher didn't touch up his spoof either -- not that you need a lawyer to know that.

Beacher got fake tatts to match Justin's and slipped into industrial strength tighty whities to show off his natural physique ... and to prove you don't need Photoshop to look sexy. But a hot chick always helps!

Potential jurors in the Aaron Hernandez murder trial are getting grilled about everything from drugs, tattoos, team allegiance, and even TMZ -- this according to court docs. 

The third day of jury selection just wrapped in the ex-Patriots star's trial, and the jury questionnaire -- 51 questions deep -- was just released. It includes the following: 

- Do you believe that Mr. Hernandez is more likely to be guilty in this case because he has tattoos?
- Are you a fan of the New England Patriots? Have you ever attended a Patriots game?
- Is there anything about [Hernandez playing for the Patriots] that would impair your ability to be fair and impartial?

There are a bunch more questions addressing potential jurors' feelings about Hernandez being "Hispanic" -- and also their opinions about smoking marijuana ... and firearms. 

Also interesting ... a question about where they've learned info about the case. Dozens of TV shows, channels, magazines, newspapers and websites are listed, including TMZ -- which is relevant since we were first to post the selfie Hernandez took while holding a gun.

A magic talisman isn't going to bring Hershel Greene or Merle Dixon back to "The Walking Dead," but that didn't stop them from shopping for some black magic in New Orleans.

Former cast members Scott Wilson and Michael Rooker were at the Comic Con event down in NOLA last weekend ... and both happened to hit up the famous Reverend Zombie’s House of Voodoo in the French Quarter. 

According to our sources, Wilson eyed some of the softcore voodoo dolls -- none of the hardcore evil spell stuff -- and Rooker checked out two dolls used for protection and good luck. In the end, they both chickened out ... and Wilson only bought a cigar.

Now a spell to erase the 'WD' season with the Governor? We're guessing that woulda sucked 'em in.

Before this graceful little girl was dancing for millions in Hollywood she was just another cute little kid learning how to dance in Atherton, California. Can you guess who she is?! 

Our intrepid cameraman -- and host of TMZ Parallel Parking -- hit the jackpot when he spotted an SUV sporting the license plate “B Pitt." So, does Brad Pitt really roll around with such douchey vanity plates? Watch and see!

Hint: C'mon ... do you really need one?

There was an elephant in the room at a meeting of gay L.A. Republicans ... and the elephant was Justin Bieber 

The L.A. chapter of the Log Cabin Republicans had a meeting Monday night  at State Social House, one of Bieber's favorite restaurants.

Here's the thing. Justin showed up with 4 friends and wanted his usual perch ... in a placed called The Attic. Problem was ... The gay Republicans were still meetin'.

Justin and his crew were undaunted and just walked into The Attic, sat in the back and ordered chicken wings as the group discussed gay rights in the Republican ranks.

One of the LCR members called in to the Jillian Barberie and John Phillips'show on 790 KABC, and said he thought Justin was just a pretty lesbian ... or a "butcher version of Miley Cyrus.'

He's been called worse.

Freshly booted "Bachelor" contestant Jordan Branch -- who got bombed on Monday's episode -- is claiming she told producers she was worried about boozing on the show, but they did nothing to address it.

Branch tells us ... it was hard to watch last night because she blacked-out the night of that taping. She claims her cringe-worthy behavior was fueled by non-stop drinks provided by producers.

Branch says during the casting process ... she raised concerns about the amount of alcohol in the "Bachelor" house. Once taping began ... she believes producers manipulated contestants by constantly refreshing their glasses.

But sources close to the show tell us … while they do provide booze, plenty of past and present cast members have done the show without touching a single drop. We're also told all contestants are free to make their own decisions about drinking, and sometimes those decisions are "not good ones." 

Fact is, anyone who watches the show knows most women don't get black-out drunk.

Branch thinks the show should have a booze babysitter for future contestants ... to cut off buzzed women, much like a bartender would. For the record ... she admits overindulging frequently, but insists she's not an alcoholic.  

Fun Fact: She offered "Bachelor" Chris Soules shots when they first met.

Jennifer Aniston is just too damn cool for words. She demanded a ride from a friend in a joking ... yet totally foul-mouthed way.

Like we said -- classic Aniston cool!

A cosmetics company just rubbed Jessica Alba the wrong way ... now her lifestyle company, worth nearly one billion dollars, is exfoliating the problem and taking them to court.

Cosmedicine fired off a cease and desist letter to Alba's highly successful The Honest Company last week -- claiming her brand name and their "Honest Face" lotion were too similar.

Now Honest Co. wants a judge to settle the dispute ... claiming no one's confusing anything because its bottles are completely different from Cosmed's, there's a huge price difference and Cosmed's lotion is not even on retail shelves yet. 

To further drive it home ... Honest Co. brags it's hauled in over $200M in revenue over the past 3 years -- and rips Cosmed as a failing line desperately trying to breath new life back into an old product.

That's a cold shot. Honestly.

Taryn Manning's alleged stalker violated a restraining order by hitting her with a barrage of phone calls and texts ... and a massive "manifesto" about Taryn she uploaded to Reddit ... this according to the criminal complaint obtained by TMZ. 

According to the New York District Attorney's Office, Jeanine Heller has been using various phone numbers to text and call the "Orange Is the New Black" star over the last few months, sometimes pretending to be other people. 

Some of the messages included:

-- "Why have you tormented me and spread lies ... You said if I died you would celebrate. Well go celebrate. Karma will come." 
-- “I miss you. Don’t ruin your pretty smile with cigarettes. This is your fairy godmother."
-- "I was in the hospital last month. I tried to kill myself. I don’t know why you teamed up to hurt me."

The criminal complaint against Heller also makes mention of Heller uploading 385 files onto Reddit in December, including "a 13-page, single-spaced, self-described manifesto claiming to outline the history of the relationship between [Manning] and [Heller}."

Heller was re-arrested Monday and charged with 24 counts of criminal contempt and two counts of stalking. Manning first accused Heller of stalking her in July and Heller was previously arrested in September for violating an order of protection.