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21 Reasons “Modern Family” Producer Danny Zuker Will Never Win Parent Of The Year

Let’s all put a prayer out to the universe that his kids aren’t on Twitter.

Mike Spohr

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Modern Family producer Danny Zuker isn’t afraid to let it all hang out on Twitter where he’s engaged in a long running feud with Donald Trump.

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When he’s not trolling Trump, however, he’s often writing about his kids in a way that makes you laugh AND hope his kids aren’t on Twitter.

1. Like when he marveled at his daughters’ uniqueness:

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2. Or grew thoughtful when thinking about his son:

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3. When he mused about the passage of time:

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4. When he dropped this “soccer dad” tweet:

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5. And this one:

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6. When he, well, tweeted this:

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7. And, uh, this:

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8. When he got nostalgic:

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9. When he reflected on the importance of communication:

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10. Especially the need to listen:

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11. When he tweeted about those unavoidable quarrels with teenagers:

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12. And that beautiful moment when your kid turns into your teacher:

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13. When he worried about his children…

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14. …in his own…

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15. …unique…

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16. …way:

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17. When he compared himself to other dads:

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18. And had no doubt how he rated:

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19. When he discussed the concept of favorites:

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20. And lastly, when he got real about how he really feels about his kids:

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21. (In his own way, of course):

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21 Reasons “Modern Family” Producer Danny Zuker Will Never Win Parent Of The Year

Modern Family producer Danny Zuker isn’t afraid to let it all hang out on Twitter where he’s engaged in a long running feud with Donald Trump.

When he’s not trolling Trump, however, he’s often writing about his kids in a way that makes you laugh AND hope his kids aren’t on Twitter.

1. Like when he marveled at his daughters’ uniqueness:

2. Or grew thoughtful when thinking about his son:

3. When he mused about the passage of time:

4. When he dropped this “soccer dad” tweet:

5. And this one:

6. When he, well, tweeted this:

7. And, uh, this:

8. When he got nostalgic:

9. When he reflected on the importance of communication:

10. Especially the need to listen:

11. When he tweeted about those unavoidable quarrels with teenagers:

12. And that beautiful moment when your kid turns into your teacher:

13. When he worried about his children…

14. …in his own…

15. …unique…

16. …way:

17. When he compared himself to other dads:

18. And had no doubt how he rated:

19. When he discussed the concept of favorites:

20. And lastly, when he got real about how he really feels about his kids:

21. (In his own way, of course):

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Modern Family producer Danny Zuker isn’t afraid to let it all hang out on Twitter where he’s engaged in a long running feud with Donald Trump.

When he’s not trolling Trump, however, he’s often writing about his kids in a way that makes you laugh AND hope his kids aren’t on Twitter.

1. Like when he marveled at his daughters’ uniqueness:

2. Or grew thoughtful when thinking about his son:

3. When he mused about the passage of time:

4. When he dropped this “soccer dad” tweet:

5. And this one:

6. When he, well, tweeted this:

7. And, uh, this:

8. When he got nostalgic:

9. When he reflected on the importance of communication:

10. Especially the need to listen:

11. When he tweeted about those unavoidable quarrels with teenagers:

12. And that beautiful moment when your kid turns into your teacher:

13. When he worried about his children…

14. …in his own…

15. …unique…

16. …way:

17. When he compared himself to other dads:

18. And had no doubt how he rated:

19. When he discussed the concept of favorites:

20. And lastly, when he got real about how he really feels about his kids:

21. (In his own way, of course):

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