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"I remember when teenage girls liked me. I was like Zac Efron for teenagers that didn't have enough self-esteem." http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2g453m/i_am_josh_thomas_creator_of_the_show_please_like/ …
Read @nancygibbs' 2001 TIME cover story following the 9/11 attacks http://ti.me/1nNObqr pic.twitter.com/Wl3Yz0A2cg
The sad part is, he asked me to spell it for him and I did and then he wrote Noealln anyway.
Revisiting @svatikirsten's Starbucks Names story (http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/01/whats-your-starbucks-name/283163/ …) after someone wrote my name as Noealln. NOEALLN. I mean, what?!
Is it safe for me to be back on Twitter or is Apple stuff still happening?
I wrote a thing about Elvis and early stan culture for @TIMEHistory and its fearless leader @lilyrothman: http://time.com/3308576/elvis-presley-ed-sullivan-fan-culture/ …
What are Anna Kendrick stans called? AK-47s?
Time Magazine (?!) premieres the new Guster single: http://ti.me/1we3H43 #momsgonnabesoproud
how do I set up an out-of-office reply but only for people emailing me about iPhone 6 pitches
Canadian service workers are so nice! A girl at Chipotle gave me a pep talk about confidence and not feeling bad when making a complex order
A woman tells people she invented Post-its because she got into a fight with her best friend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
greetings from toronto! http://instagram.com/p/sm0u-QohdG/
.@nicktheandersen just told me about ALWP (actual laughter was produced), or as i call it, a *real* LOL
Well, time to reevaluate my Facebook friendship with whoever posted *this* link. pic.twitter.com/I0nR4oUnct
Watch the world wish @Beyonce a happy b'day on Twitter http://ti.me/YeZSQR (from @NolanFeeney). http://twitter.com/TwitterMusic/status/507670867455651841/photo/1pic.twitter.com/v5wYfh7aVJ
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Cool map from @twitter about how many people wished Beyoncé a happy b'day: http://time.com/3270363/beyonce-happy-birthday-twitter/ …
"I ain't afraid of death," Joan Rivers once said. "I'm in show business. I died a million times." http://ti.me/1q8MwQQ via @TIMEHistory
what if Beyoncé launched an Oprah-style B, The Beyoncé Magazine and saved all of print media and stuff
while you were all arguing about takes yesterday afternoon i was too busy taking a take to take notice http://time.com/3264458/nicki-minaj-anaconda-celebrity-photos-hacked/ … take that
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