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This headline is everything: Our Anacondas Don't Want None Unless They've Got Man Buns http://www.refinery29.com/celebrity-man-buns …
(thanks @dwbronner for that trailer)
Gretchen Wieners wears white gold hoop earrings she got for Hanukah in Christian Mingle movie abt finding love/Jesus http://bit.ly/1qj3Fs4
'99 Red Balloons' played with actual red balloons is the most meta cover I've ever seen http://ti.me/1ulnO0Q
I saw a woman grooming her eyebrows with a toothbrush on the subway this morning
Brands, probably look at what you're trolling before you tweet. That time DiGiorno used #WhyIStayed to sell pizza... http://ti.me/1ui93Me
Is being on bachelor in paradise similar to being on a meth binge. You wake up three weeks later and are like... What happened? @dwbronner
Even though I knew this was going to happen I'm still baffled #BachelorInParadise
Bachelor in Paradise Lost
"Is there a prize?" "No" "So what's the point?" "Love" "Ew" #BachelorInParadise explainer
Trying ABC streaming but #BachelorInParadise is definitely not on. Alt streaming sites?
Wait... is #BachelorInParadise not on until 1:30 in nyc because of football??? will it be streaming somewhere. EMERGENCY
There's nothing more exciting than train delays. Except literally every other thing.
Screw you tommy Trojan. Screw uou and your hat.
Football is stressful. I would really like for us to win. #GoCard
(But it is really really fun)
You know you're at a married persons BBQ when everyone sitting around the table is talking about antacids
Lifetime's Brittany Murphy biopic is bad in a way that makes last year's Anna Nicole Smith pic like an art film http://ti.me/1qvMv9B @TIME
Tonight's worst pick up line: "do you karaoke?"
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