Tweets

  1. That's really close to where I was born and raised. Also, I have no idea what they were going for here.

  2. Upgrading the Twitter iOS app seems to have disabled 2-factor auth if you had unattached your phone number from your account. Hm. :-/

  3. “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening,"

  4. The onion has many layers, much like an onion. **Erases furiously on the first page of the Moleskine**

  5. Meant to mention this last night but this app was helpful in me in finding crappy apps sucking battery:

  6. I have a big hole in my jeans which is sad but on the bright side: JORTS.

  7. Hm, Twitter just gave me 'What do I want to see in my timeline?' survey again. Did I accidentally click 'surveys' and not realize it?

  8. You're aware that your SSL certificate expired at 8:30 this morning on the main website, right?

  9. Twitter just gave me a survey about what topics I would like to see in my timeline. Oddly "just posts from people I follow" wasn't on there.

  10. The javascript on this site is at 11 and I need it at about a 4.

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