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Yup, Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like this. Nailed it.

Thanks to getting lost in a Courtney Stodden wormhole yesterday, I forgot to post about The Client List being canceled because Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fiance didn’t knock her up for his health. This here’s a long con. Deadline reports:

As we reported in June, Lifetime and Sony TV were in a creative standoff with star Hewitt over storylines for a potential third season after the actress, who is an executive producer on the show, had requested that Brian Hallisay, her real-life fiance and father of her baby, also play her character Riley’s baby daddy on the show. I hear the issues eventually became too much for Lifetime and Sony TV, leading to today’s formal cancellation.

I honestly know nothing about The Client List except that it’s a show were Jennifer Love Hewitt jerks dudes off, and judging by these screencaps I just found, while her giant breasts are hanging out. Which makes me wonder what the hell it was even doing on Lifetime in the first time. How does something like this even make it past their focus group? “Okay, ladies – wow, lot of Adam’s apple in here today – this last one stars Jennifer Love Hewitt as a mom struggling to make ends meet as a masseuse/prostitute. We don’t expect it to take off due to its risque nature and constant reminder that men require at least some sexual activity to stay in a relationship- and wow, you’re pressing the buttons already. *picks up walkie-talkie* Green light it. Green light it now!”

Photos: Lifetime

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