How Newsy is The Huffington Post? (UPDATE: Arianna Responds)

Ron Burgundy

Legendary News Anchor

News. What is "news," really? I believe news is a beacon of justice, illuminating the dark corners of the Earth. I believe that news is a powerful stallion of justice, galloping across this great, fragrant, fertile land. I know news. So I took a look at some of the top "news" stories I saw on Huffington Post to see just how newsy you are.