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6 Horrible Messages Implied By Disney Movies

6 Horrible Messages Implied By Disney Movies

When Wendy Darling wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a strange guy rooting around her bedroom, she should have done the logical thing and screamed bloody murder until her parents came and saved her. Basically the film is saying "Allow yourself to get kidnapped, kids, and really cool stuff will happen." 

 

6 Horrible Messages Implied By Disney Movies 

There is no denying the Genie is enslaved against his will, and while that in itself is pretty damn fucked up, what makes matters worse is that Aladdin is aware of the fact that the Genie is genuinely unhappy with his situation and he still exploits it for his own personal gain. I don't know how they do things in Agahbah, but I for one do not feel right rooting for a hero that needs to use slave labor to reach his goal.

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9 Musicals Based on Albums From the '90s

It was recently announced that Alanis Morissette's 16-million-selling Jagged Little Pill is going to be turned into a Broadway musical. Here are some other popular albums from the '90s set to make the leap to the stage.

 

 

A genie Carlos Santana, stuck forever in a guitar, is rubbed back to life by a cynical record executive, who wishes for inexplicable hits by pairing up the Carlos Santana genie with today's most inoffensive and dispassionate pop stars.

 

 

 

Can four frat brothers still stay friends as adults, all the way through divorce, rehab, wildly disparate golf handicaps, and working at four different investment firms?

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