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@Mlle_D SHIT SHIT BURN IT DOWN *throws self on floor* it's all over now; we might as well not even try in 2014!#sarcasmfont -
I feel pretty good today... the day after some pretty good elections. Tell me again why I'm supposed to be sad?
#emoprog? -
@paul_lander extremely unfair to Cher -
This video is even more relevant than it was earlier...
#RIPBlockbuster – http://youtu.be/26eQ3QpNB6Q -
"Yasser
#Arafat died of polonium poisoning. We found the smoking gun that caused his death.” http://alj.am/1grvZ5P -
1) don't read the Daily Mail 2) don't read the comments
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when you get to Heaven they announce how many spiders you ate in your sleep and if it's less than 200 all the angels laugh at you
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@RobotStarfish my queen, my supreme -
THIS MADE ME FEEL OLD | Here’s A Handy Video To Explain What A Video Store Is To Your Child – http://consumerist.com/2013/10/25/heres-a-handy-video-to-explain-what-a-video-store-is-to-your-child/#more-10141454 … http://youtu.be/26eQ3QpNB6Q
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My mom just walked by the TV while the news was on and said, "Crack dealers are unreliable. Crack mayors probably are too." ...OK? Mom?
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@msnbc Today#IVoted for the first time. pic.twitter.com/5fTGfFeQXt3:25 PM - 5 Nov 13 · Details Flagged (learn more) -
Some people eat at Waffle House when they get drunk. Others smoke crack cocaine.
#RobFord -
Wait wait WAIT does Rob Ford REALLY have a sex tape?
#ewww -
New medical study suggests you should run. Run! It's too late for us. Save yourself, the report concludes.
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You never forget your first time.
#GOTV pic.twitter.com/Q1KDpqgrE912:53 PM - 5 Nov 13 · Details Flagged (learn more) -
Omg. I just got a round of applause from the poll workers because it's my first time voting.
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@whippedgoods I'm digging for money in my couch now. -
#StuffYo RT@JuddLegum: Uh, I think http://foxnews.com has been hacked pic.twitter.com/hrvUUAlFPz12:03 PM - 5 Nov 13 · Details Flagged (learn more) -
@sassycrass lmao, I used to play this at parties I hosted. Teenage boys are so squeamish.
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